I almost stepped on a baby today.

[sexybathsheba]

I mean that literally. A small, not-even-walking-yet child crawled past my feet in that way that causes people to step on their cats. Her vapid, irresponsible cow of a mother was on the other side of the department having a conversation. The baby was in the company of her 5 year old brother.

I hate people.

Comments

[nekochan369]

yikes, a five year old does not a reliable baby-sitter make. I'm just glad you didn't though I'd imagine that you scared yourself enough. people...

[nullreturned]

You know the rules just as much as I do.

If I child (or children) are not attended to in a retail establishment, then they become property of said establishment. While babies do not provide adequate work force potential, they do make great stocking stuffers.