[ALL-PURPOSE DEAGE POST]

[sexy_roach]

[somewhere not too deep in the woods, there is a little shouta sitting on a trunk and thinking he's being inconspicuous as he lights up a smoke. DO YOU PROVE HIM WRONG?]

((For people who may have wanted to thread/thread more with tiny!Gojyo and didn't get to do it, OPEN FOREVER, ETC.))

Comments

[marezydoats]

[looks over at the trunk and lifts an eyebrow]

Aren't you a little young for that?

[sexy_roach]

[s-startled, dropping the cigarette before he manages to light it up]

-A-Ah. Um.

[marezydoats]

...I didn't mean to startle you.

[sexy_roach]

D-Don't tell people!

[mai_waifu]

[DEEP IN THE WOODS, YOU SAY]

If you drop that and start a fire I'm kicking your ass.

[sexy_roach]

[fgjdfgk NEARLY DROPS IT]

D-Don't sneak up on people like that!

[mai_waifu]

Don't blame me if you're the one not paying attention.

[sexy_roach]

I've better things to pay attention to!

[u_jerk]

... that brand sucks.

[sexy_roach]

It doesn't!

[u_jerk]

Well it's not good.

[sexy_roach]

Shut up, they were a gift.

[tokenrename]

[in the distance, there's a faint shout]

GOYJO?

[sexy_roach]

[dfgjkdf o shi o shi STUBBING THAT THING OUT ON THE GROUND RIGHT THE FUCK NOW]

[tokenrename]

[soon enough, you can hear distant footsteps through the underbrush]

GOYJO? Where'd he go?

[sexy_roach]

[fff ffffff ffffffff]

I-I'm here! I'm fine!