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[sexy_and_skorty]

NO.

NO.

FUCKING NO.

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE WHAT THE FUCK.

OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HIM!?

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FUCK WITH AL AND WINRY I WILL KILL YOU.

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

If you don't fix this I'm going to destroy everything of yours.

[notfullmetal]

This body can take that body in a serious fight, easy.

[upyourscolonel]

I've had practice with alchemy and now I can fucking use it all I want. Ed's alchemy is better than Al's.

[notfullmetal]

I've got back up.

[upyourscolonel]

Hairspray? Condoms?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Don't use weird icons, assmunch.

[upyourscolonel]

Then maybe you shouldn't fucking have them.

[sexy_and_skorty]

It's weird when you use them.

[upyourscolonel]

THEN GIVE ME MY FUCKING BODY BACK.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I want to. I REALLY want to. That's why I'm dragging YOUR ass to Central.

[upyourscolonel]

I don't want you touching it. Not you.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm not touching your ass, shitmunch.

Do homunculi like, go to the bathroom?

[upyourscolonel]

I MEANT ANY FUCKING PART OF IT. IT'S MINE. YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN IT.

I don't need to fucking eat. I'm not disgusting and weak like a human.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I don't WANT to be in it. It's not like I ENJOY this horrible shit.

Oh thank God, at least I won't have to worry about that.

[upyourscolonel]

I'm not eating anything.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I just ate lunch before our bodies swapped.

Don't starve me, you fuck.