Room 503 [afternoon]

[sexonyoursheets]

Puck, being the good boy that he was, called his mom for Mother's Day.

(Now, granted, he'd only known that it was Mother's Day because he'd noticed while gazing happily at his Playboy calendar, but still

Comments

[flowering_mind]

"I'm bored, hallway sharer," Ino greeted, from the doorway. And grinned. "Ino. Room 504 in case you're wonderin'."

Otherwise known as the room perky Japanese music sometimes got blared from. Shhhh.

[flowering_mind]

"Bleeding 'cause you don't know how to use it isn't hot," she answered lightly. "Remember that, if you get one. Else girls will laugh at you."

Ino would laugh at him in that case, yes.

[sexonyoursheets]

"Maybe I could get a fake sword that looks real," Puck decided.

[flowering_mind]

"Would you pose with it?" she asked playfully.

[sexonyoursheets]

"Of course. Shirtlessly. Like, just around the school and stuff," Puck decided. "It would draw the girls like flies to honey."

[flowering_mind]

Ino pretended to think about that.

"It would," she agreed, with a shrug. "And I wouldn't complain 'bout seein' that."

[sexonyoursheets]

"It's like a public service," he decided, nodding.

[flowering_mind]

"It's your civic duty," she said solemnly. "To let people ogle."

What? She was something something with Zack. She still had eyes and a great deal of appreciation for a hot guy.

[sexonyoursheets]

"It's why I stay in form," he assured her. "It's my duty to provide eye candy to everyone who might be looking."

[flowering_mind]

"I like you," she decided, grinning. "There should be more people who allow others to ogle around."

[sexonyoursheets]

"I not only allow it," Puck assured her. "I encourage it."

[flowering_mind]

"An exhibitionist?" she wondered, tapping her chin. "You do realize it's getting nice enough that you could be shirtless nearly all the time."

She was so helpful. Really.