Comments | sexkittyroses: If you ever needed proof that Murphy hates me....

sexkittyroses

If you ever needed proof that Murphy hates me....

Jun 28, 2008 15:24

Yeah, this is the straw that broke the camels back. From now on I no longer have to wonder why fate liked to fuck with me. I now know for absolute certain that Murphy hates me and loves to rub it in my face ( Read more... )

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diceanddagger June 28 2008, 20:46:06 UTC

To be or not to be? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?

I'm all about opposing fate. Let me know if I can help from way the hell down here.

sexkittyroses June 29 2008, 00:59:11 UTC

I accept your help noble sir. Maybe you could start a chapter of the resistance down there. BTW, how the hell are you doing? I haven't heard from you in forever. You graduated already, right? I can't remember how long it's been, my sense of time is all fuckled.

diceanddagger June 29 2008, 08:29:47 UTC

It's been a little over 3 years since we saw each other last. I'm not sure how long it's been since we communicated online.

I've been away from the world for a bit, living in the Theta Chi house with no internet all of this past year took a toll on my communications with the two people I know in the UP.

And since Fate seems to want me to stay here for the next year or so, I guess I will start a chapter. Let free will and random chance rule!

tmriddle1225 June 28 2008, 23:33:00 UTC

That sucks donkey balls Poppet! I'll help you beat Murphy down!

charbroil June 29 2008, 23:39:07 UTC

If someone were to help you in your one-woman campaign against fate, then it wouldn't REALLY be a one-woman campaign, now, would it? :-P

sexkittyroses June 30 2008, 07:32:38 UTC

Well, if you want to get technical....me and Em really only count as one woman cause we work together, and since so far Dice is the only other helper, and he's a guy....it really is kinda a one woman campaign. I just fail to mention the male presence on the team. Fair enough?

charbroil June 30 2008, 23:11:58 UTC

Sexist.

devilot_girl July 1 2008, 01:02:20 UTC

I got an idea! Let's mug her! and split the take! When she calls the cops on us, we can ingeniously tell them it weren't us! she hallucinated the whole durned thing!

How's that sound?

_una_ July 2 2008, 01:42:18 UTC

ur 2 l8, d00d.

You think I'd carry that kind of cash on me? Pffft, I'd spend it if I did!

*wanders off whistling*

devilot_girl July 1 2008, 01:05:02 UTC

and when they don't believe us, say it was a dude called Murphy.

Forgot to mention that part of the plan...