what what in the butt

[dofaye]

HORRIBLE SMUT MEMEWhether you aren't sure you can churn out something that's actually sexy or you just want a laugh, sometimes really bad porn is just what the doctor ordered

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Jules de Ferrier | Kaze to Ki no Uta

[dofaye]

8D

[redwhiteandhero]

Hello I am home now

and also my shirt opened?

[dofaye]

Oooh, Alfred, oooh~

[He swoons into his arms. And also sparkles.]

[redwhiteandhero]

[Alfred takes him in his big, strong arms, muscles rippling enticingly beneath his open shirtsleeves.]

Let's do it.

Alfred F. Jones | Axis Powers Hetalia

[redwhiteandhero]

Amelia Jones | Axis Powers Nyotalia

[burgerboobs]

[lonewildwolf]

[Like any other 100% red blooded American, Terry Bogard will slap that Texas ass of hers and used the other hand to feel around her mountain majesties after feeding his face full of hamburgers and soda.]

Boy, oh boy, do I ever feel proud to be an American every time I see something as hot as you prancing around.

[burgerboobs]

That's what I like to hear. Now you better be sharin' those burgers, hon.

[lonewildwolf]

Oh, I'll be sharing the burgers if you'll share those buns of yours with me. Because I think I'm starting to get a super size growing here.

Esmeralda | The Hunchback of Notre Dame

[nedesirerien]

Re: Esmeralda | The Hunchback of Notre Dame

[redwhiteandhero]

Are you a gypsy, baby? Because you just stole my heart.

[nedesirerien]

You really think I've never heard that one before?

[redwhiteandhero]

Worth a shot. So did it work?

Necoco | Love Neko

[soviet_catboy]

[I am a gay robot catboy, let's make it work]