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[sex_kitten88]

yesterday, just had to be one of the worst days of my life

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[in_the_vasoline]

Given that i am your friend and all, i'm not going to rip you a new asshole for this, so i'm just gonna say:

GET better! (at least i had the decency to MSN it, let you respond... and i texted you on your birthday too.)

Hope you feel better, you old woman. before you're all menopausal and useless XD XD XD

[sex_kitten88]

hahahahaa, very funny.

And thanx for the text message, too.

But I still have 10 un-used condoms in my bag!

[in_the_vasoline]

uhm thanks, but i don't want someone else's condoms when i have my own fresh from the box...

and besides, Trojans are like... ew. they're such the common condom.
(besides, you probably had to get smalls so that it would fit on his tiny penis. i need more like a large, or an x-l.)

bwahahaa. Save 'em for the summer.

[sex_kitten88]

.... shuddup!!

Trojans are more reliable!!