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[severusslave]

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[tmz_cori]

The baby has to be a vampire! Obviously!

O_O

[severusslave]

A retarded one, foh shore.

[darkmoon711]

I think I broke something laughing at this!!!

[severusslave]

You're not alone in this. *g*

[darkmoon711]

I called like 3 people to tell them about this. And then my Aunt's all... Good to know our sex education is doing it's job. ::nods::

[severusslave]

Really? Cool.

Yeah, I know. No wonder the gf is pregnant... But still, I knew more in class 3. Hell.

[davinci_1985]

vampire!baby

No, seriously. I hope this *is* a joke, or I would get considerably sorry.

Of course, seeing as my *male* friends were not explained at all what happens during our period, and have the weirdest questions, I am not so sure this isn't true.

One of them asked me if we could control them. Because he said that his two sisters and his mother had them *at the same time*, even when they were irregular.

Other thought that we only bleeded a little, for about half a day. Other thought that it was completely painless for everyone.

It was a very disturbing conversation, and since I appeared when they were in the middle of it, I got the honor of being the one asked about it.

[severusslave]

yeahiknow

I honestly do not think this is meant to be a joke, while working at school (uni internship) I sometimes fill in for teachers who're ill. And the questions you get asked in biology. Can blow your entire world view.

(Awkward situation... you and those guys, I mean.)

[davinci_1985]

I know. I arrived at my classroom (at college), and suddenly I get asked all these questions, form out of nowhere. It's obvious they didn't have my biology teacher on high school.

She (my teacher) went for the *details*, no matter how gory or squicky. All the boys from my class came out apologizing and they never mentioned PMS again as a joke.

[severusslave]

Yeah, and the gory details are necessary when explaining your own fertilty cycles. *rolls eyes at people*

[inthekeyofd]

Please tell me it's a joke, a very funny but sad joke.

Seriously, no one can be that stupid..and the girlfriend must be just as bad seeing as she obviously talked to the boyfriend about it and is worried too.

I fear for that child, like FEAR.

[severusslave]

Agreed. That will be one stoopid kid. Like My-Momma-always-said-life's-like-a-box-of-chocolates stupid.

[chani_atreides]

... da kann man echt nur beten,. dass es ein "werd-ich-vom-küssen-schwanger"- Fake ist o-O Ich befürcht's ja fast nicht.

Wann führen sie endlich einen Idiotentest für Eltern ein? Wir ham genug Menshcen auf der Welt, da kann man schon mal nach parentalen Fähigkeiten aussuchen wer darf und wer nicht *g*

[severusslave]

Aber das wissen wir doch schon aus der Bravo. Sex wird da erklärt. Nur Schwangerschaft nicht. (weirdiknow)

Das wäre es doch!