Customers who like crack

Apr 09, 2005 06:14

Crazy Customer #1:
"Can I lick a taxi at 25 Undermount?"
Unless Gale Harold is involved, I really don't want to hear about somebody's licking habits.

Crazy Customer #2:
"Is my taxi on the way?"
note that customer did not mention those odd little particulars that we need to know... like, for example, WHERE THE HELL SHE IS.Me: "Yes ( Read more... )

brian's lime, work

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jenepherre April 9 2005, 10:36:03 UTC
It's always satisfying to please the client.

How very Brian Kinney-esque of you! ::applauds:: Oh... maybe you didn't mean that type of satisfying... ;-)

Those were hilarious.

I'm not all worked up about one of Brian's limes. I'd rather have one of the apples he's fondled. Or bitten into. 'Course, that one would be really gross by now, huh?

Did you check and see if my qaf_music download links work now?

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severina2001 April 9 2005, 10:46:09 UTC
Fondled. Yes, that's a nice way to think of Brian and those apples. Yet, I still am obsessed with limes. *is lame*

The links don't work for me, but they seem to be working for Jo. *shrugs* I am doomed to be begging friends for links, it seems. That's okay. :)

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twistinside82 April 9 2005, 21:04:24 UTC
OMG NUMBER TWO! I love you.

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