The Time Lord with Two Breasts
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Lumley!Doc/Pryce!Master (from Curse of the Fatal Death)
Rating: PG-13 for suggestive dialogue.
Notes: Only about 130 words. Something random that popped in my head while driving to work this afternoon.
"You're staring at my tits again."
"Am I? I'm sorry."
"Don't be. That's what they're there for after all."
"Are they really? Human women seem to beg to differ."
"They would. On human females they have the primary function of producing milk for the feeding of their young, like all Earth mammals. And since we don't reproduce in that way, breasts are entirely there for aesthetic purposes."
"Oh. They didn't cover that in anatomy class."
"Actually, they did. You were too busy drawing glasses and moustaches on pictures of penises."
"Ah...yes..."
"So go on and stare at them. They are rather nice, aren't they?"
"Indeed."
"I can undo my waistcoat a bit more if you want. I'm not wearing a bra or anything."
"Why yes, that would be nice."
Pairing: Lumley!Doc/Pryce!Master (from Curse of the Fatal Death)
Rating: PG-13 for suggestive dialogue.
Notes: Only about 130 words. Something random that popped in my head while driving to work this afternoon.
"You're staring at my tits again."
"Am I? I'm sorry."
"Don't be. That's what they're there for after all."
"Are they really? Human women seem to beg to differ."
"They would. On human females they have the primary function of producing milk for the feeding of their young, like all Earth mammals. And since we don't reproduce in that way, breasts are entirely there for aesthetic purposes."
"Oh. They didn't cover that in anatomy class."
"Actually, they did. You were too busy drawing glasses and moustaches on pictures of penises."
"Ah...yes..."
"So go on and stare at them. They are rather nice, aren't they?"
"Indeed."
"I can undo my waistcoat a bit more if you want. I'm not wearing a bra or anything."
"Why yes, that would be nice."