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[sevenxsorrows]

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What the hell, when did I get babysitters? I think I'm starting to miss my dad grounding me.

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Vergil? This is going to sound really fucking retarded, but where are you? I got to get to you first.

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[dei_irati]

I'm at home, why?

[lucenombra]

Would it be bad if I said that we laughed our asses off in hell about it?

[besatisfied]

Yes, yes it would be.

[lucenombra]

It won't work, by the way. That Vergil's fate is sealed the moment he fell off that tower.

[besatisfied]

What won't work.

[lucenombra]

Humans can't become demons, Arkham will fail! Even if Mary's daddy succeeds, Mundus will dispatch his top agent to kill him and take the Sword of Sparda.

[besatisfied]

Yeah, I know that. And Arkham knew that, but he tried anyway. As long as that Vergil doesn't step out of line, I'll keep him alive.

[lucenombra]

Nah, this Vergil is a sweetheart. Besides, Dante is the King of Hell in his Template, ergo that means that the agent wouldn't be dispatched.

[besatisfied]

I'll trust your judgment on this.

I've got things to do. Don't wait up.

[lucenombra]

Have you met that Dante? Great kisser. Can't go through with shit.

Aww, but I made meatloaf.

[sevenxsorrows]

My father wouldn't.

[lucenombra]

He would have died, Mary. No human can wield that sword, hell it took me four months to learn how to use it.

[sevenxsorrows]

The point is my father WOULDN'T.

[lucenombra]

No point in being nice about it! Your daddy would have to answer to Mundus and then he'll get mutilated.

[sevenxsorrows]

Do you both don't get it? My father DOESN'T DO DEMONIC SUMMONING. Therefore, that isn't a PROBLEM.

[lucenombra]

Seriously? Are you that fucking stupid? The Dark Knight Sparda used Temen-Ni-Gru to seal the demon world from the human world using the blood of a virgin priestess and two amulets that he gave to his sons.