The outback story: Part 1

[sethownsyou]

It's probably been awhile since you've talked to me or hung out with me. You may have wondered why is this? I got a new job at the Outback. This is a really long story so only read it if you're bored or interested in becoming a busser.

Comments

[metacognition]

homicidal
ahahahahhhaahha

some girls like sweaty horse radish.

[curlyringlets]

it's pretty clever how they stuck homicidal in with all of those nice words. i wonder if people ever got tricked into that?

[sethownsyou]

There were other ones. I think one involved satanism, which is quite nice.

[whostolemypie]

horse radish makes me feel all tingly inside.

if we lived closer, i would buy you lots of deodorant, so you could impress your lady friends.

hope you're swell.
see you
xxo

[sethownsyou]

I just bought some deodorant and it came with soem free body spray. I decided to try it out so I sprayed on my self and BOOM! it came out like a pressure washer. Now I can't scrub the smell away.

[whostolemypie]

last year in my chemistry class i sat with three boys and they got real joy out of spraying me with axe on occasion. i hated it. i hate deodorant bodysprays.

but that is unfortunate. i hope you smell better today.

[theklutz07]

hahaha, seth i love you, and i miss you.

WHERE ART THOU

[sethownsyou]

Hey, want to do something this weekend? My friends and I are probably going to play ultimate frisbee at the beach, if you're interested in that. If not, we can find something else to do.

[theklutz07]

well i wouldve loved to, but im super grounded.

no car
no cell phone
no boyfriend
no leaving my house other than school or practice
no tv
and no computer during the week.
my life= fun to the max!

whenever i become UNgrounded were definitely gonna chill seth murphy!

[sethownsyou]

What did you do to get in so much trouble?

[sethownsyou]

Not enough.