"Gay Dog" Defense Fails in Discrimination Case - Lowering the Bar

Long story short, a man was turned away from a restaurant because workers believed his guide dog to be gay.

Reread that. Your eyes have not gone insane.

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here, quietly weeping for the species.

Yet Another Lawsuit About the Lack of Fruit in "Froot Loops" - Lowering the Bar

Kevin Underhill of Lowering the Bar estimates that this is the eighth such lawsuit regarding "some sort of deception stemming from fictional fruit."

I have a tag for Pants Guy, I think I may need a tag for this nonsense, too. Froot Loopiness? Vote and/or leave ( Read more... )

Please Fill Out This Form If Planning to Overthrow the Government. Thank You. - Lowering the Bar

Yes. A form of idiocy greater than Pants Guy.

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Still Unable to Shut Up, Pants Judge Roy Pearson Is Back in Court - Lowering the Bar

It's like one of those horror movie serials that WILL NOT END. (That or the Land Before Time sequels. I saw the original Land Before Time in theatres as a child. This was over a quarter century ago, and they're still making more.)

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Consumer's Suit: I Was Duped by the Loops Made of Froot - Lowering the Bar

That sound you hear? Is me banging my head softly, oh so softly, on my desk.

It's become more of a symbolic gesture, really...although I did once actually bang my head on a desk in high school. It was the only way to get someone to shut up and listen.


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Lowering the Bar: Judge Who Lost Pants Loses Another Suit

Is there a lineup already to slap this guy around, or should I start one? sparkindarkness, I may need to borrow a haddock or five.


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Lowering the Bar: UPDATE And Comment On The Crunchberry Litigation

Of course she appealed the judge's decision. Of course. You have significantly more faith in humanity than I do if you ever thought otherwise. Fortunately for sanity, it was denied.

Possibly the most entertaining trial transcript ever.  I particularly like the court reporters parenthetical commentary.

Yes, I'm still reading through Lowering the Bar.

So, someone once tried to sue Satan. Oh, and Satan's employees.

Yeah. I'm not sure there's much I can add to that.