An open letter to mosquitoes

[seryan]

Look, mosquitoes. This is how it works: I put on insect repellent and go outside; you are insects and you are repelled. You don't buzz me, you don't hover around trying to find a way through to get at (apparently tasty) me. You. Go. Away

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[ext_191113]

I know right?! I'm itchy from head to toe, and bugs usually don't find me remotely tasty. Barbecued some hamburgers in the back yard at work the other day and they just gang raped me. However, I spent half the day on a patio yesterday, and never saw a single one. Sense = none.