Pft, tell me about it. You'd think they'd at least have given us anti-grav boob support by now. No more lines, no more confining bras, no more worry about what strap goes where, just tape a thin film of circuitry to the underside of each one, and they're anime-buoyant all day!
I know! Plus, you'd only ever need maybe two sets (one to wear, one to 'wash', so to speak) and they could be programmed to give you different amounts of lift, cleavage, etc. Just clip a USB cable to them, open their program on your computer or PDA, and apply your selection!
I can't remember if you watch GI Joe or not but in the toon Cobra has individual flying motors with a big bubble over the face, the Joes call them "trouble bubbles". I love those things to death and although they would be terribly impractical when it's cold/rainy/snowy/etc I would love one.
I was just thinking of those last night. If they were enclosed, they wouldn't be that impractical in inclement weather, and besides, I'd rather shovel off something like a helipad than a driveway any day. :)
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I have given this far too much thought.
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Get in it and fly to work. :)
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