007 - [Video/Action] Imitating Solid Snake

[servidude]

[There is a not-very manly scream. And the device shows a good view of feet scuffling for a moment. After that a woman, one of the pirates from Flynn's video picks up the device.]

Fast ain't he sissy? Didn't expect the timid fellow to run that well. Didya see where he went?

No. But he needs this right? He'll be back for it.[In the background a

Comments

[commoneresque]

[ Haruhi blinks at the moving box and, not loudly but not quietly either says: ]

Do you need help?

[servidude]

[Guy's voice, unsurprisingly, comes from the box.]

That'd be great, Haruhi.

[action]

[servidude]

[The box stops. One of the pirates turns around and catches sight of like.]

Oi, there's a good lookin' one.

[action]

[servidude]

[Pirate B (for blue?) is circling around to try to loop her arms around Link's shoulders from one side, and Pirate A does the same from the other.]

An Inspector? Fancy~ First a knight, now a proper career man.

Don't sweat the details sweetie, you've got us for company now.

[solo_insanity]

[A foot is planted solidly on top of the box as the pirates are addressed.]

My, my, has something gone missing?

[servidude]

[Oh shit. You suck Tyki. The pirate ladies turn in tandem and then both clutch each other as soon as they see Tyki.]

Oooh look at that one.

Stop lookin' or he might get away. We've misplaced a cutie, stranger. Blond, blue eyes, cute 'n squirmy.

Nothing like tall dark and handsome, yourself.

[solo_insanity]

Did you now? I might know where he went. It would be a shame for him to not be polite after all.

[servidude]

[One girl on either side now Tyki.]

That so lovey? You planning on sharing?

action;

[catastases]

[Stops by the scurrying box. Then he kicks it off.]

How truly remarkable. To see someone resembling Flynn Scifo crawling at my feet.

action;

[servidude]

Gah!

[Oh so you know Flynn, Alexei? That's awesome. Guy will ask later, right now he's busy hoping up and putting you between himself and the ladies. Meat-shield.]

You didn't have to say that so loud!

Look at the one in red! Isn't he just my type.

action;

[bouncierthan]

Why don't you take the more direct approach.

[Yuri smirks at the pirate ladies and points toward the box]

Better hurry before you lose your prey.

action;

[servidude]

Thanks. Wanna join us love?

[Pirate B is already turned around and stalking the box which hasn't caught on that it's caught yet.]

action;

[bouncierthan]

Mind if I just watch for a bit?

action;

[servidude]

Go right ahead cutie.

More for us.

[The two pounce on the box and to Guy's dismay get a hold of him. Brotrayal. But fortunately(?) for Guy it seems all they want to do is steal a couple of kisses and give him his device back. They leave him shaking on the ground to go find some other cuties. The observing Yuri may notice that Guy touches his cheek and lips after they're gone. If you take away the terror he sure as hell didn't actually hate that.]

[Oh... Hey. Someone's watching.]

Yuri?