Whoa. Miss K is like, still a bitch ( Read more... )

My Cara-bear, she's so sweet. She commerdeered that stupid plant from Miss K and got me free from that crazy ass green guy. Which was kind of funny because he already died by the time Cara got back with Steve. And Steve looked kind of dead, too. Huh. (Steve's a plant, not a person. Not that it would matter if he were dead and a person, ( Read more... )

Oh no! My Jimmy-wimmy has been kidnapped by an evil plant! It wants me to bring it this thing called Steve! I didn't know what a Steve was, but it told me it was a little venus flytrap ( Read more... )

I hate cleaning. The bitch sent us down to the basement to get replacement crap. I don't wanna do it, but Cara is sayin' we should be all nice and stuff since they took us back after trying to betray them and all. She's sweet, but so silly ( Read more... )

Hey all! Cara here ( Read more... )

It's weird to be back, yo. Me and Cara-bear have gotten all snuggly and cozy back in the servant quarters ( Read more... )

Whoa. That was a wild trip, yo! We're back in Sunnydale. I looked in the mansion and saw former Mistress Hannah and some dark haired chick, so I think we're in the right place ( Read more... )

I searched for days and days and days for my Cara-bear. The minions did their thing, and I got beat up in a couple of bar fights, but you know where she was? That stupid Carson Daly idiot took her! I only got her back because he said somethin' about her being annoying. I don't know what he was talking about, Cara is perfect. I guess he was ( Read more... )

*briefing the minions, pacing back and forth in front of them*

Recruits! Cara-bear is missing. This is a deer situation that's gotta be resolved quickly!

Go now, my minions, go!

And hurry, I miss my babbyyyyyy.

!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cara's gone!!! Again!

I dunno where she is, yo! Minions! Minions! Go find her!!!

Hurry!!!

Baby bear, where are you?!