FRUSTRATED POST OF INCOHERENCE

[serpentqueen13]

So, I have a boyfriend, which I bet most of you didn't know. In fact, tomorrow would be our 3 month anniversary. I don't really count him as a boyfriend, want to know why? BECAUSE IN THREE MONTHS HE HAS KISSED ME ONCE. Kissed, not snogged, not full on make out, sweet little after-date kiss

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[willfully]

I do not appreciate being harped on. I am cooler than him and deserve your attention too >:|

But that is not helping you. I will admit to just a little bit of surprise that you actually want to shag this guy (haha :|) but I vote you just make a move. Next time he's got a hard on, touch it. Tell him to "Fuck meaningful... literally."

Not that I'd ever have the guts to do any of that if I wasn't drunk (though I appreciate your faith in my ability to make moves! XD), but I wish you luck all the same!

[serpentqueen13]

Oh, I made a move. After the circuit party? When we were hanging out at his place? I sat on his lap, IN A CORSET AND LEATHER PANTS and kissed him, and he just blushed and petted my hair.

[willfully]

Ok, he's lame. We're better guys than he is :|

In situations like this, it's best to think about it this way: WWDD? (What would Dean do?)
Give him an ultimatum. "I'm fucking horny, shag me or this is over." :|

I'm giving really weird advice tonight, I don't blame you if you don't take it. Srsly.

[serpentqueen13]

I know. Woe.

I'm seriously considering that.

[jairissa]

*stabs for you*

Honestly, I don't get wtf is going on there. But I'm definitely adding it to my list of 'it's lucky I'm not on that continent...'

[serpentqueen13]

It makes me all weird and self-conscious and its all squicky. I'm considering dumping. Seriously considering. And the thing is, I'm not all that frustrated when I'm not involved with anyone.

[jairissa]

ilu. And, for the record, so not your fault, so no need to be weird, self-conscious orsquicky. Times infinity. No returns. Just for the record. :p