Comments | serpensrex: 30

serpensrex

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Nov 02, 2011 23:37

Hello, Johto. This is Cobra Commander ssssspeaking. And there’s no need to panic. I don’t plan on harming anyone today. I merely require information about certain individuals in Johto. Two days ago, each of these individuals proclaimed themselves ruler of Johto, and I would like to...convince them otherwise ( Read more... )

scheming, you will all pay, making enemies, trying to be civil, vague threats, demanding answers, making an idiot out of himself

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[Video] alpha_stigma November 3 2011, 05:33:16 UTC

Oh, they did?

[Guess who wasn't paying any attention on Halloween.]

[Audio] serpensrex November 3 2011, 06:19:44 UTC

Yessss, they did. It was rather hard to miss since they both chose to broadcast it.

[Audio] alpha_stigma November 3 2011, 15:40:43 UTC

Really. ...Well, guess I was out most the day.

[Audio] serpensrex November 3 2011, 18:40:53 UTC

Then you can't provide any relevant information about them, can you?

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[audio] explosivecombat November 3 2011, 05:33:35 UTC

What sort of 'reward' are you offering?

[audio] serpensrex November 3 2011, 06:20:51 UTC

That all depends on how useful the information is.

[audio] explosivecombat November 3 2011, 06:23:02 UTC

Oh, but that's hardly fair - how is anyone to know that the reward would be worth their while?

[audio] serpensrex November 3 2011, 07:02:31 UTC

You'll just have to trust me that it is.

Besides, I can provide almost anything in exchange for good information. Money, items, even TMs if the information leads me to these people.

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[Audio] redbelltolls November 3 2011, 15:13:12 UTC

What claims do they feel they have to the region?

[Audio] serpensrex November 3 2011, 18:38:40 UTC

NONE!

[He's pretty unhappy about people claiming things he's already claimed.]

[Audio] redbelltolls November 3 2011, 18:40:15 UTC

So they simply named themselves ruler and left it at that?

[ Unimpressed snort. ]

[Audio] serpensrex November 4 2011, 01:55:27 UTC

That's exactly what they did!

[And he's done the same thing, but he did it first.]

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audio; getshead November 4 2011, 03:31:08 UTC

Commander-sama is not too fond of someone trying to steal his thunder, I see.

audio; serpensrex November 4 2011, 05:59:20 UTC

That's right! I won't allow anyone to take what I claimed for myself months ago!

audio; getshead November 4 2011, 06:58:13 UTC

Ah, ah! Just as a strong leader should!

audio; serpensrex November 4 2011, 07:26:09 UTC

Exactly!

Now, do you have any information about these two?

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[Audio] foolishwren November 4 2011, 06:45:46 UTC

What're you gonna do, freeze their doors shut?

[Audio] serpensrex November 4 2011, 07:19:55 UTC

Of course not. I merely wish to...change their minds.

[Audio] foolishwren November 5 2011, 00:58:02 UTC

By freezing their doors shut?

[Audio] serpensrex November 5 2011, 02:12:23 UTC

No! I think this will require a much different approach.

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