Comments | serpensrex: 14 | Audio/Action for Goldenrod

serpensrex

14 | Audio/Action for Goldenrod | Fourth Wall

Nov 26, 2010 22:50

[He sounds more nervous than angry ( Read more... )

why does johto hate me, fml, knowing is half the battle, cobra haet ditto, what is this, fourth wall, demanding answers

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[Audio!] nomissings November 27 2010, 06:09:09 UTC

COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RETREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

[Audio!] serpensrex November 27 2010, 06:15:06 UTC

[What. There's just the sounds of the Dittos and squirming for a second.]

If you know about Cobra, then you should know I order the retreats, not you whoever you are!

GET OFF ME!

[There's a squishy sounding thud from a failed attempt to punt Ditto, followed by more Ditto noises.]

[video] distort_wish November 27 2010, 06:19:39 UTC

You must have sprayed water on them. Lots of water.

[video] serpensrex November 27 2010, 06:26:38 UTC

[He looks about as confused as a mask wearing man attempting to flail away six Dittos can.]

Is this some sort of joke? What are you supposed to be?

I didn't spray them with anything! And if I did, it certainly wouldn't be water!

[video] distort_wish November 27 2010, 06:46:02 UTC

I'm Giratina. You can call me God.

[video] serpensrex November 27 2010, 06:49:48 UTC

[He's laughing. Even the Dittos can't stop the evil cackling.]

God? You look like something we would rig up to scare villagers! How long did it take you to put that outfit together?

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talking_carl November 27 2010, 08:11:07 UTC

[Hello Commander.

Would you like to say hello to the little bug-eyed thing in front of you?]

serpensrex November 27 2010, 18:33:18 UTC

What kind of Pokemon is that?

[Get out of the way Ditto. He needs to see what this thing is.]

talking_carl November 28 2010, 07:40:43 UTC

[...]

talking_carl November 28 2010, 07:40:46 UTC

[Then, in a shrill voice,]

WHAT KIND OF POKEMON IS THAT??

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action ♔ serpensrex November 27 2010, 18:29:25 UTC

Thank you for your assistance, but I assure you, it was not required. I can handle this myself.

[As he finished, the other five Dittos decided to tackle, sending Cobra Commander to the ground.]

Stupid things get off me!

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action ♔ serpensrex November 28 2010, 03:45:52 UTC

[Guess what? Being swarmed by angry little pink blobs is enough to trigger a change of heart.]

What are you standing around for? Help me! I order you to help! Get these things off me!

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[action] jesterlord November 27 2010, 20:06:01 UTC

[Little clown man is just...staring. What the hell is with this world.]

[action] serpensrex November 28 2010, 03:46:33 UTC

[Despite being covered in Dittos, Cobra Commander is staring back.]

I didn't know the circus was in town!

[action] jesterlord November 28 2010, 07:12:07 UTC

[Because Cobra Commander is totally in a position to be throwing insults.]

It's not. A performer does not need to be dressed down for everyday life, you know.

[action] serpensrex November 28 2010, 20:45:03 UTC

Who cares? Now help me with these things before I do something you'll regret!