Obligatory Post-Xmas Post

[seriouslyso]

Christmas went as well as expected. My dad and I got in a tiff about school, my mother told my father "I'm going to fucking kill you" when he gave her a clapping monkey and my little brother was stoned and ate about 50 meatballs.

I got a digital camera and a sweet cookbook. And a Magic Bullet which sounds like a vibrator but is actually a blender

Comments

[utterness]

at least we got to watch naked men wrestle each other with the uncles.

[seriouslyso]

which is something i think we should make a tradition.