In honor of the quickly becoming infamous facebook overhall

[serimph]

Dan's Mini Feed (LJ Style)

September 4th
-Dan commented on UCDLJ (12:05pm)
-Dan scrolled and viewed meladoriestar's latest post; almost commented then forget what he was going to say (12:02pm)
-Dan laughed at crazyinsanoman's latest post (8:40am)

September 3rd
-Dan masturbated over ooorabiesooo's lj image of hot, sexy gay cow worshippers (11:52pm)
-Dan commented on meladoriestar's scabies post,

Comments

[rockofapathy]

you just about masturbated to everyone but me.

HOW DARE YOU

[serimph]

well, get a seductive lj icon of yourself and I'll think about it

[oeaschwab]

Is the masturbatorial list in order?

[serimph]

in order of cock size ;)

[serimph]

it's a joke about facebook, go to it.

[royalt]

hahaha, much ♥

[dancetrue]

Oh my god, Dan! I love you so much. This post so cracked me up! I hope you don't really have scabies!!! ;D

So, I'm back in Cali-- living in Sac. We should get together and watch Cho!!!

loves,
me

[serimph]

haha,
hey Sara, what's up? haven't talked you in forever. how was Teach for America? I'm totally down to watch more Cho! I wonder if she has a new video out yet, hehe

bye!
Dan