It's the most wonderful time of the year...

[serene_anarchy]

I just want to wish everyone a Happy Masturbation Month.

To celebrate I've decided that each day I'm going to have a new euphamism for masturbation. Today's it 'beating the monkey'.

I encourage everyone to spread the (self)love.

Comments

[bakasu]

OH, Vonnie, your once-a-year posts! XD *sputters* pot, kettle, black!!

I approve of (self)love, v. witty~ 8D

Tomorrow's shall be: 'milking the snake'!!

[serene_anarchy]

Actually, I was thinking dancin' with myself, because Billy Idol always comes to mind when I think of masturbation. Also, I'm determined to get some female euphemisms in there too!

[choclytgremlins]

"Normalizing the vector" and "going on a date with Handrea" are my personal favorites.

I guess they could both KINDA apply to females.

I think I will celebrate tonight by listening to the Les Miz soundtrack. For me, this is definitely a form of masturbation.

[bakasu]

XDDD WEIRRRD!! I was listening to Les Miz right as I read your comment, and, ah, it was awesome. FTW.