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[serenacelia]

So glad we're over that whole pregnancy scandal. Not that any good came from it does good ever come from scandal? but at least it's behind us.

Of course, now Rufus Humphrey knows much more about me than he should ever know and it'll most likely get back to my mom.

Which doesn't matter because apparently I can't return a simple 'I love you'.That

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[chuckbassdesu]

What about Rufus Humphrey?

[serenacelia]

Nothing. Except that he thought Dan got me pregnant and now he knows all about our intim- NO. STOP.

I hate this.

[chuckbassdesu]

Wait, Humphrey can actually make it past first base? I have to stop calling him Mary.

... This might work for my advantage.

[serenacelia]

He's made it further than you'll ever- nananananlalalalallllalaa ba-aby you're so unusual, didn't anyone tell you you're supposed to break my heart, I expect you tooooooo...

This isn't funny.