This Entry is Almost Entirely About Snot, with Small Quantities of Poo.

[seraphimcloud]

Have you ever had so much snot in your face when you woke up that you could not open your EYES? Well, dear everyone, I fucking have, and let me tell you, exactly how much snot does one NEED in one's sinuses before YOUR EYES ARE PUSHED SHUT? A lot. I think it actually has to be filling your brain cavity

Comments

[glitterstarbeau]

um, ever heard of a decongestant?

Congrats!!!!

[seraphimcloud]

but what am i gonna do about the shit on the wall?