PENIS AND VAGINA - NOT TOGETHER

[seraphimcloud]

Oh, ohmigod, I am so tired. That's a boring thing to write about so you KNOW that I am EPICALLY tired. I have considered cancelling EVERYTHING i have encountered that I am to do for the next several days. I am going to WORK, and it will be DANGEROUS, because I will fall ASLEEP at the MACHINE and sew my FACE to some PANTS. Or just be a dumbass in

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[m_banu]

Angry? Was it scowling???

Gay? Was it involved in a penis duel? I always lose those. :(

For crap's sake, sleep is your friend! Unless you suffer from crippling insomnia, don't forget to do it! :P

[seraphimcloud]

feminists and homosexuals made a lot of wierd genetailia art. trust me, even if those cocks weren't belonging to gay guys, they'd still be afraid to enter the toothy maws of those bootstomping coo-coos.

[seraphimcloud]

WHAT IF VAGINA HAD TEETH

[m_banu]

You'd need to buy twice as much toothpaste. :)