ficlet: King of the Castle for Isabeau_gower
Ficlet: King of the Castle
Author: Seraphim Grace
Series: Bleach
Rating: R
Pairing: IchigoxIshida
Notes: For Isabeau_gower who wanted something snarky.
It always started with kissing and some light tussling in which they would go from sitting to lying side by side on Ichigo’s wide bed, their hands moving clumsily but with intent. Pulling back with a gasp Ishida said “It’s my turn.”
Ichigo, equally flustered and out of breath answered, “no, it’s not.”
“It so is,” Ishida told him, “and if you weren’t so insecure in your masculinity you’d know that.”
“Say’s you,” Ichigo said pulling back to look at his lover, “the man who sews, can you think of a single manly man that embroiders?”
“Kaffe Fasset,” Ishida replied just as quickly, “but I’m not the one called Strawberry.”
Ichigo growled turning so he was straddling Ishida, their shirts open. “I can’t believe you stooped so low.”
“Shows I’m the one with the bigger balls.” Ishida smirked.
“To make up for being small elsewhere.” Ichigo replied, “and you’re name sounds like an American who found something on her shoe, Uryuu.”
Ishida mock slapped him, “you’re the one with the soul cutter, and if that’s not a penis extension I don’t know what is, and you must feel awfully inadequate for it to be so big.”
Ichigo bit his lip and tightened his fingers around Ishida’s waist almost painfully. “You don’t complain about it when it’s in your ass. You’re the one who keeps saying, Ichigo, more, harder.”
“That’s because there’s not enough to satisfy me which is why I’m topping.”
“Ha,” Ichigo said but was cut off from another answer as the cupboard door slammed open, which was a feat as it was on runners, and Rukia came out in her pyjamas with headphones on.
“I know you two consider this foreplay but enough!” She snapped pulling on a coat, “I finished my audio book and I’m going to stay at Orihime’s.” As she reached the door, with the two young men shocked into silence, “I swear, yaoi is so over-rated.”
http://www.kaffefassett.com/ = real men do sew/knit/needlepoint/tapestry/embroider, I quite like his needlepoint slippers and his quilting patterns are to die for.
Author: Seraphim Grace
Series: Bleach
Rating: R
Pairing: IchigoxIshida
Notes: For Isabeau_gower who wanted something snarky.
It always started with kissing and some light tussling in which they would go from sitting to lying side by side on Ichigo’s wide bed, their hands moving clumsily but with intent. Pulling back with a gasp Ishida said “It’s my turn.”
Ichigo, equally flustered and out of breath answered, “no, it’s not.”
“It so is,” Ishida told him, “and if you weren’t so insecure in your masculinity you’d know that.”
“Say’s you,” Ichigo said pulling back to look at his lover, “the man who sews, can you think of a single manly man that embroiders?”
“Kaffe Fasset,” Ishida replied just as quickly, “but I’m not the one called Strawberry.”
Ichigo growled turning so he was straddling Ishida, their shirts open. “I can’t believe you stooped so low.”
“Shows I’m the one with the bigger balls.” Ishida smirked.
“To make up for being small elsewhere.” Ichigo replied, “and you’re name sounds like an American who found something on her shoe, Uryuu.”
Ishida mock slapped him, “you’re the one with the soul cutter, and if that’s not a penis extension I don’t know what is, and you must feel awfully inadequate for it to be so big.”
Ichigo bit his lip and tightened his fingers around Ishida’s waist almost painfully. “You don’t complain about it when it’s in your ass. You’re the one who keeps saying, Ichigo, more, harder.”
“That’s because there’s not enough to satisfy me which is why I’m topping.”
“Ha,” Ichigo said but was cut off from another answer as the cupboard door slammed open, which was a feat as it was on runners, and Rukia came out in her pyjamas with headphones on.
“I know you two consider this foreplay but enough!” She snapped pulling on a coat, “I finished my audio book and I’m going to stay at Orihime’s.” As she reached the door, with the two young men shocked into silence, “I swear, yaoi is so over-rated.”
http://www.kaffefassett.com/ = real men do sew/knit/needlepoint/tapestry/embroider, I quite like his needlepoint slippers and his quilting patterns are to die for.