Wow, we're so awesome. Especially when we're terrorizing innocent students, acquaintances, and people just trying to drink their frappucino. You make me so happy, and you on red bull, well, that just shouldn't happen. EVER. I was literally watching your eyes roll around in their sockets. <3 I love my glittery birthday poster. Best birthday ever. And I asked my parents not to comment if a chastity belt or Jesus bra comes in the mail- 'cause they're not for me.
My friends wont let me drink Red Bull. They get nervous when I drink Lucozade. This probably tells you a great deal about my general behaviour/personality.
Only one if my friends lets me drink redbull, she is evil or crazy. The last time I drank it, I traumatized an old couple by talking about rape (v loudly) and giving the girl a chokehold in the street.
I just looked up Lucizade, and I probaby shouldn't be given it either.
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You deserve the fan mail.
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you guys, WHY WOULD YOU LET ME HAVE REDBULL? WHEN I WAS ALREADY HYPER? IT WAS BAD. i really don't doubt that my eyes were doing that.
next birthday, you get a WALL. probably. would your parents mind?
hahahaha, please tell me if chastity belts and/or jesus bras ever actually come, i will DIE OF HAPPINESS.
thank you baby, but actually, you're the one that deserves it.
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I just looked up Lucizade, and I probaby shouldn't be given it either.
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NO YOU WON'T. I HAVE BUCKETS OF PAINT AT THE READY. AND ALSO GLITTER. I WILL PREVAIL.
NOOOOOOOOOO NIM I NEED YOUR BRAS TO BE TRULY HAPPY IN LIFE D:
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(Btw, there was a time when my friends dreaded to give me coke, because I always went completely mental afterwards. XD)
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