the exit strategy - this is where a plan comes together. badly.

[seperis]

You know that dream you have about being naked suddenly and everyone is pointing and laughing? Yeah, I never had one of those. Wait, this isn't me being smug about my lack of nudity in dreams here; I am saying that with that entire surgery coming up, one of my big terrors seems to be that under the influence of post-anesthesia and painkillers I'

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[winterlive]

you're insane.

[seperis]

That's what makes me hot, y/y?

(The answer is 'y', btw.)

[winterlive]

a thousand times yes.

see, this is why i know that you are never, ever going to need to disappear seperis off the internet: because this is where insane lives, dwells and breeds. you'll say something crazy and people will go: oh. must be tuesday. i wonder if i should check my flist to see what other insane things people are saying today. i will like approximately 70% of the insanity there.

[seperis]

...that is a brilliant point. I like it.

[aurora_84]

Oh lord, this post. ♥

[seperis]

I like to be prepared, okay? THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

[eponymousanon]

Mmm KitKats. I agree with Winterlive; you are insane, but aren't we all, and in the best way? I did actually switch journals and attempt a purge a couple years back (my new name is so original, y/y?) but it was hard even as a lurker, I can't imagine doing it as an author.

Also, I totally get the name thing--I play WoW, and even though I now know the people I play with outside the Internets (they've slept on my couch, drunk dial me sometimes, etc) we still usually refer to each other by our WoW names b/c it's what we're used to calling each other. Ventrilo FTW--there's now a standardized pronunciation of my totally made-up name :D

[seperis]

I think my ego would have issues like whoa; Seperis would totes not go quietly into the night.

Also, I totally get the name thing--I play WoW, and even though I now know the people I play with outside the Internets (they've slept on my couch, drunk dial me sometimes, etc) we still usually refer to each other by our WoW names b/c it's what we're used to calling each other. Ventrilo FTW--there's now a standardized pronunciation of my totally made-up name :D

Ventrilo. I like it. Like a Spanish wine-latte.

[eponymousanon]

Oh LOL no-- my name isn't Ventrilo. Ventrilo is the voice-chat service that most (hardcore) WoW players use, you either rent a server or use your own to run the service and you basically have several voice-chatroom channels. It's easier for communication than in-game messaging, and while WoW introduced in-game voice chat a while back it never caught on with people already using 3rd-party services.

[aivilo_18]

Oh my god, you're adorable.

I had seven teeth taken out at the same time in day surgery once and I ended up slapping my dad across the face and calling him a whore while making the transition from anesthetic to morphine. He still drove me home and made sure I didn't decide to test certain theories I had about how I could fly.

What I'm saying is, I'm pretty sure people here will still love you and grant you certain flexibilities with regards to your posting practices while you're high as a fucking kite. What is surgery and drugs for if not a convenient excuse suitable for any occasion?

Also, if you leave fandom, I'll *die*. So, there's that as well.

[seperis]

I had seven teeth taken out at the same time in day surgery once and I ended up slapping my dad across the face and calling him a whore while making the transition from anesthetic to morphine. He still drove me home and made sure I didn't decide to test certain theories I had about how I could fly.

*dies laughing* I am scared of heights, but I do have this thing about going really fast, so there's a fair to good chance I will want to drive home. But I know for a fact when I am high, I get cuddly and inappropriate, so there is that to ponder.

[seperis]

mmm legal drugs. That part sounds nice.