after the deluge, the enlightenment (a wizard curse)

[seperis]

So the RainWell, it hasn't rained in a few days, so there's that. The entire backyard is all visibly soaked dirt, and I won't talk about the patio because it's beyond words. Last week we had a lot of people out of the office literally due to rain, and this week (and next) being the graduation for most of the state, it's been--well, wetly

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[springwoof]

There's a point at which a person is just too nice. I think you've reached that point when you're buying gormet food for and bathing the shit (literally) off of your sister's abandoned pets.
::pats you on the head::
There, there!

[seperis]

This is my world. Bathing ungrateful furry rocks.

[giogio]

Someone who hails from Chile told me they are quite tasty...

[seperis]

*dies* My aunt from Venezuela told me (after I bought my boyfriend an iguana when I was in college) about delicious recipes for them.

[dryad_duinath]

aw. you're sweet. about the only thing i know about guinea pigs is not to keep them with rabbits, but as with all pets, the more you handle them, the less hateful they will be. i suggest sticking your hand in the cage for short periods a day until they tolerate it and then up the ante. course, at the rate you're going that could well be your supervillain origin story.

[seperis]

course, at the rate you're going that could well be your supervillain origin story.

...holy shit, that's what this is.

[redhedlvr]

Delurking here to say, this is the funniest thing I've read in a while. You're a good pet owner and somewhere there's a human sized play habitat just waiting for you.