Re: any fandom; any pairing
anonymous
June 19 2013, 12:23:45 UTC
[ sorry it's so short. I don't think this is what you wanted lmao. I just really, really wanted to write this plot, lmao. first time writing crack, so sorry if it's not good enough. and sorry for the caps abuse. xD
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wanderin' free, wish i could be
anonymous
July 24 2012, 17:06:20 UTC
Pure magic was at work, Yooyoung thought as she stared in awe at the Little Mermaid. The Little Mermaid, who collects forks and sings on top of rocks, all big eyes and red waves for hair. That Little Mermaid was standing a few meters away from her. She looked so real, so genuinely from the sea. Yooyoung thought she could almost smell the salt on her skin
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any group, any pairing
anonymous
July 23 2012, 22:02:10 UTC
1.) He's a maverick skateboarding gentleman spy fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a foxy cat-loving femme fatale with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
2.) He's a suave soccer-playing inventor trapped in a world he never made. She's a mentally unstable goth nun with the power to see death. They fight crime!
3.) He's a maverick small-town househusband with a passion for fast cars. She's a mistrustful thirtysomething queen of the dead from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
4.) He's a suave overambitious cat burglar from the 'hood. She's a transdimensional psychic stripper who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!
ask romantic panda who often strolls on beaches alone
anonymous
July 24 2012, 08:14:51 UTC
dear romantic panda who often strolls on beaches alone:
my boyfriend and i have been dating for about four months and it's been great so far. we're nearly best friends, and we play soccer together all the time. lately, we've taken our relationship to a more intimate level, and that's been pretty good too, but my boyfriend insists on calling me "baozi" in bed. how do i let him know that this makes me feel uncomfortable?
-my cheeks are not that chubby
dear chubby cheeks:
well, first of all, you've got to be firm about it. don't waver in your resolve! i want you to sit him down, look him in the eyes, bring a fist close to your face, and say, "bbuing bbuing!"
tested and proven to work like a charm by yours truly.
but if he's one of those really resilient ones, just go out and buy him a nice gucci bag and say, "duizhang, i'm begging you." aegyo may not work on everyone, but no one can resist gucci.
XOXO, romantic panda who often strolls on beaches alone
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2.) He's a suave soccer-playing inventor trapped in a world he never made. She's a mentally unstable goth nun with the power to see death. They fight crime!
3.) He's a maverick small-town househusband with a passion for fast cars. She's a mistrustful thirtysomething queen of the dead from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
4.) He's a suave overambitious cat burglar from the 'hood. She's a transdimensional psychic stripper who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!
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my boyfriend and i have been dating for about four months and it's been great so far. we're nearly best friends, and we play soccer together all the time. lately, we've taken our relationship to a more intimate level, and that's been pretty good too, but my boyfriend insists on calling me "baozi" in bed. how do i let him know that this makes me feel uncomfortable?
-my cheeks are not that chubby
dear chubby cheeks:
well, first of all, you've got to be firm about it. don't waver in your resolve! i want you to sit him down, look him in the eyes, bring a fist close to your face, and say, "bbuing bbuing!"
tested and proven to work like a charm by yours truly.
but if he's one of those really resilient ones, just go out and buy him a nice gucci bag and say, "duizhang, i'm begging you." aegyo may not work on everyone, but no one can resist gucci.
XOXO,
romantic panda who often strolls on beaches alone
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thank you so much, i love this and i want to hug it to my chest.
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there's more to come, anon!
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♥ absolutely loved this.
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