exo, Chen centric
anonymous
July 24 2012, 12:09:14 UTC
A mad scientist approaches Chen with an offer: He has a secret potion that will help hi, get the thing he wants most in this world-be it a person, a thing, an ability, etc. What he doesn't know is that there is one dire consequence (not death) from drinking the potion.
Re: exo, Chen centric
anonymous
July 24 2012, 14:45:57 UTC
i'm pretty sure this is not what you wanted when you left this prompt, but this is what happened.
"i am going to kill you."
"excuse me, who is this?"
"i am going to stab you repeatedly with a knife. i am going to dismember you limb by limb, but before i do that i'll gouge your eyes out with a fucking ice pick and feed it to the fishes-"
"yeah, i think you've got the wrong doctor? i mean, i have a ph.d, but i'm not actually a medical doctor, you know? i've got a friend who's a shrink. i can give you his-"
"PARK FUCKING CHANYEOL, I TOLD YOU I WANTED THE LADIES, NOT THAT I WANTED TO TURN INTO A LADY."
chanyeol bursts into laughter. jongdae smashes her phone against the wall.
i'm glad you liked it, op! i honed in on the word "dire" and i was debating on whether or it should be serious or not, lol. chen will never have a penis again, so i guess that's pretty sad. but lesbian sex can be good too!
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"i am going to kill you."
"excuse me, who is this?"
"i am going to stab you repeatedly with a knife. i am going to dismember you limb by limb, but before i do that i'll gouge your eyes out with a fucking ice pick and feed it to the fishes-"
"yeah, i think you've got the wrong doctor? i mean, i have a ph.d, but i'm not actually a medical doctor, you know? i've got a friend who's a shrink. i can give you his-"
"PARK FUCKING CHANYEOL, I TOLD YOU I WANTED THE LADIES, NOT THAT I WANTED TO TURN INTO A LADY."
chanyeol bursts into laughter. jongdae smashes her phone against the wall.
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