round 05, challenge one: entry #13
Title: holy agony, batman!
Fandom and Pairing: 2PM; Chansung/Wooyoung (slight)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Summary: "This must never see the light of day," Chansung thinks to himself.
Warnings: Crack.
PREVIOUSLY, on the Adventures of Batman and Robin!
Setting: inside the batcave, two masked figures stand over poorly dressed villains who had managed to infiltrate their headquarters
Robin: (PUNCHES A STRAPPING YOUNG FELLOW, KNOCKING HIM OUT AND ADDING HIM TO THE PILE) That's all of them, Batman.
(ENTER SCENE FROM LEFT: VILLAIN 4)
Batman: Robin, behind you! (TAKES SWORD, AIMS BETWEEN VILLAIN 4'S NONEXISTENT EYES)
Robin: Holy agony, Batman!
Batman: You're welcome. (LOOKS UP WHEN MAP POPS UP ON COMPUTER; RED DOT BLINKING SOMEWHERE) Away to the batmobile!
"So, what do you think?" Wooyoung asks Chansung expectantly, tapping his pencil against his desk.
"...I'm Batman."
"Yup, and I'm Robin."
"...and everyone else are thugs."
A sheepish grin. "Not everyone can be heroes?"
Handing back the notebook, Chansung sighs pointedly, "They'd never let you write our parodies." He ignores the protesting rebuttals and drags his hand over his face as if to wipe the mental images away, noting the other's dejected expression between his fingers.
"I just wanted something where we were the main characters."
"I...liked that you had my sword." And Chansung returns the bright smile thrown his way, crumpling the piece of paper in his hand behind his back.
Fandom and Pairing: 2PM; Chansung/Wooyoung (slight)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Summary: "This must never see the light of day," Chansung thinks to himself.
Warnings: Crack.
PREVIOUSLY, on the Adventures of Batman and Robin!
Setting: inside the batcave, two masked figures stand over poorly dressed villains who had managed to infiltrate their headquarters
Robin: (PUNCHES A STRAPPING YOUNG FELLOW, KNOCKING HIM OUT AND ADDING HIM TO THE PILE) That's all of them, Batman.
(ENTER SCENE FROM LEFT: VILLAIN 4)
Batman: Robin, behind you! (TAKES SWORD, AIMS BETWEEN VILLAIN 4'S NONEXISTENT EYES)
Robin: Holy agony, Batman!
Batman: You're welcome. (LOOKS UP WHEN MAP POPS UP ON COMPUTER; RED DOT BLINKING SOMEWHERE) Away to the batmobile!
"So, what do you think?" Wooyoung asks Chansung expectantly, tapping his pencil against his desk.
"...I'm Batman."
"Yup, and I'm Robin."
"...and everyone else are thugs."
A sheepish grin. "Not everyone can be heroes?"
Handing back the notebook, Chansung sighs pointedly, "They'd never let you write our parodies." He ignores the protesting rebuttals and drags his hand over his face as if to wipe the mental images away, noting the other's dejected expression between his fingers.
"I just wanted something where we were the main characters."
"I...liked that you had my sword." And Chansung returns the bright smile thrown his way, crumpling the piece of paper in his hand behind his back.