Is this about the death ray?

[sentienttoaster]

You know, it's rare for me to find a fortune in a fortune cookie that doesn't say "You're awesome!" or something else positive.

So I was surprised when I opened a fortune cookie and found this inside...

"You think that it is a secret, but it never has been one."

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

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[guety]

IT MEANS WE KNOW YOU'RE A SUPER VILLAIN ROBBING BANKS EVERY NIGHT, THERE'S NOT SENSE IN HIDING THE TRUTH ANYMORE

All the fortune cookies I've ever opened contained weird messages like that, actually

[sentienttoaster]

BUT I'M TOO POOR TO BE A SUPER VILLAIN!

I- I think someone might be watching me, someone who works at a factory where they make fortune cookies. And now I'm paranoid. D:

[traincat]

We all know about the ponies, Toaster.

We all know.

[sentienttoaster]

MISS EMMA SAID THAT IF I KILLED THEM SHE'D BUY ME VIDEO GAMES!

VIDEO GAMES!

...We really have to stop mocking Emma for killing that horse, Butter Rum was obviously a mob boss.

[traincat]

The truth is, Butter Rum had a secret life.

[noelleno]

i know what you did last summer

[sentienttoaster]

Yeah but that's not a secret, it was on the news.

Maybe it was that thing I did at Otakon last year, that thing where I wasted my money on buttons.

[meg_inatree]

It means you should do a sweep for hidden cameras.

...and hide your horses.

[sentienttoaster]

I hate doing that, I did that last week and all I found out is that the Government thinks is that I'm lazy. :|

[meg_inatree]

Your government is very disappointed by you boy :|