So I'm real horny because slavesaoirse and I have not "gotten together" in a while but I am also attending a conference. This morning, during one of the conference breaks, I got real horny and went to the bathrooom and matsturbated with spooge flying all over the place. I cleaned it out as best I could....sorta ( Read more... )

I am horny today.

THE END

I don't mean to minimize people's suffering but it looks like the military needs to go in and restore some civilian order or force people to evacuate.
My prayers go out to all the people in the Gulf Coast area.

I honnestly think he has lost it...
The problem is he is a public person and he's disseminating his crap to the masses on national television. The sad part is someone might actually buy his garbage and get hurt.
I say he and his sknnky ass girlfriend need to be taken off the air for a while.

I must have checked my email account(s) over 50 times today.
I need help...serious help....Like getting laid or something!

So slavesaoirse added a new word to Jeff Foxworthy's "redneck dictionary"

ARMAGEDDON

as in "Armageddon' me a new truck"

She was very proud!

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It's weird but hilarious...Goooshhhhhhhh

I was cleaning my cat Venus's litterbox when out of the blue, she runs into the room, jumps in the litterbox, pees in it, covers her trail and then runs back out ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning to 2 1/2 feet of snow, a driveway that is impassible and a street that (from prior experience) the city leaves to thaw rather than actually try to plow. RI and MA declared a state of emergency. A winter wonderland I tell ya!

( Balmy New England Weather ahoy )