Why do "rogue sociologists" always "take to the streets"...

[sensaes]

...wearing badass leather jackets?

http://www.arcanology.com/2008/01/14/the-economics-of-gangs-and-urban-poor/

Wouldn't it be easier just to have a t-shirt with the words

HI! I'M A ROGUE SOCIOLOGIST!
PLEASE KICK THE SH*T OUT OF ME
WHEN YOU SEE ME MAKING NOTES
AS YOU RAID THAT DRUGSTORE!

on it?

Tsk.