How about lobster spread?

[senorweird]

Haven't done one of these in a while.

Phil: Mr. Montes, I won't lie to you. I am sick of Matzah. On the first day, you're putting something on it and thinking, "Oh, yeah. I can do this." But by the next day, you're fed up with it. I don't care what you cover it with: cheese, chocolate, it becomes so horrible. Yesterday, I even tried this guacamole

Comments

[perkyems]

Bacon bits go real well with it. :P

[xiquatic]

Maybe she comes from a parallel earth where ham doesn't come from pigs. Parallel earths are all the rage with young people nowadays.

[tessai]

Silly Jorge. It's only bread that is forbidden on Passover, not ham!