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[senorita]

so yesterday i tried to be all naughty in a text message to my almost husband for the first time ever. we were talking about wedding suits, and he was grumpy at a baseball game, so i says to him, i says, "cheer up and maybe i'll show you my skin suit"

and i meant it to be sexy, but i think i sounded like buffalo bill from silence of the lambs.

Comments

[leannamal]

i love you.

[kingsway_nights]

HAHA. were you possibly searching for the term 'birthday suit'? which really isnt all that sexy either, so good thing you went with what you did.