Can a god make a cup of coffee so strong it can't drink it?

[sendai]

Someone filled up the coffee jar with some god-awfull robusta again.

My eye is about to twitch out of its socket.

That is all.

Comments

[definatalie]

god could supposedly drink anything, but what about jesus and his incredibly hot burrito?

[sendai]

You said god but did you mean God?

[definatalie]

i like lowercase because it allows for ambiguity :D

[sendai]

In that case Jesus would have burn his tongue. His mother told her neighbour in passing and she embellished a little when she imprinted a clay tablet for her writing class.

[stellalive]

I have a very nice cup full of flavoursome Arabica right in front of me.

[sendai]

My default drink is an espresso, but a robusta shot still hits me.
I can smell that it's robusta, but first thing in the morning, my brain just wants caffeine. Taste is a bonus.
I really should train my brain to stop wanting the caffeine, especially as it can knock me seven ways sideways...

[ish_ka]

I drink from Screaming Bananas.
A full flavoured, heady mixture of violated fruit and compounded headaches.

Actually, it's the cafe downstairs from work.

That's whacky man!

[sendai]

Screaming bananas! That's how I feel!