20 Reasons Why You Should Ship Souji and Wolfram

[selfish_loafer]

Because I got bored in Poetry about an hour ago and wanted to just be a little stupid...

Most of these are purely comedic, which means pretty much everyone gets dissed in here. ;D

20 Reasons Why You Should Ship Souji and Wolfram

1. His mother would just LOVE you, Souji~ ♥
   
   
2. Wolfram needs someone that can actually and successfully wake him up in the morning

Comments

[silken_blade]

.... you. Dork.

[selfish_loafer]

...:< They were funny. You have to admit it.

Most of them are based in actual private jokes, anyway. >>;;

[swordwithasmile]

(1) makes Souji look vaguely terrified. HE'S HEARD ABOUT YOUR MOTHER, THANKS BUT NO THANKS.

(13) ...is very true. >_> though Souji doesn't want me to admit it on his behalf.

on the other hand, he agrees completely with (16) and says that Saizo will probably be jealous of Flurin if he ever finds out that she's going to be getting the royal treatment at home~

Oh yes, and Wolfram's still the woman. ♥

[selfish_loafer]

Oh, come off it. Souji's got the better figure for it. >O

[swordwithasmile]

That's just an illusion of the kimono. He has very narrow hips, really~!

[selfish_loafer]

Nu-uh! Wolfram claims otherwise! And he knows your hips, Souji! >(

[captain_of_fun]

wow. just...wow

[selfish_loafer]

:< Nothing else?