Title: Shut Your Mouth Lemon
For:
blienky27 Disclaimer: 30 Rock, and its characters, don’t belong to me. Which kind of sucks, but I’m dealing with it.
Pairing: None
Word Count: 100
Rating: Kid Friendly
Summary: It's best if Liz doesn't open her mouth when there's a door behind her.
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“We’re never going to get Meryl Streep to make an appearance on TGS,” Liz scoffed, drawing the attention of her loyal minions writers. God forbid they actually hit ratings high enough to suggest the screen legend would even watch it. “Jack’s just talking out of his ass, as usual. Come on guys, you really think someone like Meryl Streep would be shallow enough to promote herself through our show... what?”
Throughout her little speech Pete had been gesturing subtly for her to turn around. Liz sipped her coffee and turned to find Jack standing behind her with the Meryl Streep.