[Rave] Snippets of Life (Sn. 3)
Title: Snippets of Life
Fandom: Rave
Disclaimer: Umi-chii don’t own Rave. Mashima-sensei still does.
A/N: This idea hit me when I’m reading a thread in RW about Mini-Rionette lamps. Yes, ye heard me right. Mini-Rionette egglamps. Ain’t that cute? =D
Word Count: 321
Snippets of Life
Snippet 3: L.A.M.P.
“Neh? Has anyone bought that new Mini-Rionette lamp?”
“Is it on sale already?”
“I want it, poyo! Its very blue, poyo!”
The gang walk side by side in the street of… well, Punk Street, until Julia saw the said lamp with a floating Rionette figuring inside. And she’s quite stuck to it, too.
“Ano, Julia-chan? Did you-huh?”
Belnika stopped on her tracks and the others followed suit when they noticed the blond steps behind them.
“Oi! Julia! Hurry it up, would ya?”
No answer. Julia was hypnotized by the lamp, greatly.
One by one they wave their hand and yelled and shake and scream at the blonde. They even try kicking at her shins, though it didn’t work at all. Even Haru has to strip off his clothes to see if it’ll work its magic on here, though it only ended up with a stray newspaper covering his golden ass.
Sadly, no matter how strong they can get, they aren’t that smart, actually. They tried looking at the little devil on display, and it was Musica who was first sucked into the power of the almighty Mini-Rionette lamp. Now, everyone is freaked.
Haru followed his two zombified friends’ gazes, and suddenly, he felt much like a moth.
Seeing this, Elie quickly yelled to warn him.
"Haru! Don’t follow the light!”
And then the little lamp disappeared in the blink of an eye and was suddenly replaced with-
Mannequins wearing the latest designs of Shuda-brand thongs.
As fast as the little lamps disappeared, the hypnotism left and the two blinked once, twice, then thrice and their jaw fell on the fourth blink, meeting the thongs eye to crotch. Not everyone is willing to face the wrath of Shuda’s very own brand of lingerie.
Knowing they’ll only traumatize themselves furthermore, the gang left the spot, keeping in mind to never go near any shop that is Let’s Ass Mass Production, aka LAMP.
END
Fandom: Rave
Disclaimer: Umi-chii don’t own Rave. Mashima-sensei still does.
A/N: This idea hit me when I’m reading a thread in RW about Mini-Rionette lamps. Yes, ye heard me right. Mini-Rionette egglamps. Ain’t that cute? =D
Word Count: 321
Snippets of Life
Snippet 3: L.A.M.P.
“Neh? Has anyone bought that new Mini-Rionette lamp?”
“Is it on sale already?”
“I want it, poyo! Its very blue, poyo!”
The gang walk side by side in the street of… well, Punk Street, until Julia saw the said lamp with a floating Rionette figuring inside. And she’s quite stuck to it, too.
“Ano, Julia-chan? Did you-huh?”
Belnika stopped on her tracks and the others followed suit when they noticed the blond steps behind them.
“Oi! Julia! Hurry it up, would ya?”
No answer. Julia was hypnotized by the lamp, greatly.
One by one they wave their hand and yelled and shake and scream at the blonde. They even try kicking at her shins, though it didn’t work at all. Even Haru has to strip off his clothes to see if it’ll work its magic on here, though it only ended up with a stray newspaper covering his golden ass.
Sadly, no matter how strong they can get, they aren’t that smart, actually. They tried looking at the little devil on display, and it was Musica who was first sucked into the power of the almighty Mini-Rionette lamp. Now, everyone is freaked.
Haru followed his two zombified friends’ gazes, and suddenly, he felt much like a moth.
Seeing this, Elie quickly yelled to warn him.
"Haru! Don’t follow the light!”
And then the little lamp disappeared in the blink of an eye and was suddenly replaced with-
Mannequins wearing the latest designs of Shuda-brand thongs.
As fast as the little lamps disappeared, the hypnotism left and the two blinked once, twice, then thrice and their jaw fell on the fourth blink, meeting the thongs eye to crotch. Not everyone is willing to face the wrath of Shuda’s very own brand of lingerie.
Knowing they’ll only traumatize themselves furthermore, the gang left the spot, keeping in mind to never go near any shop that is Let’s Ass Mass Production, aka LAMP.
END