Comments | seldomawake: Cats Are Evil

seldomawake

Cats Are Evil

Jun 23, 2006 09:37

I hate pets.

Damn things could at least pay rent or something. Stupid cat decided to claw a hole in garbage bags. Garbage - and kitty litter!? - everywhere. Bloody wonderful way to start a Friday morning.

Grumph.

Spyshots of the new 2007 Inifiniti G35 were released yesterday. The new car is an absolute beauty. Gorgeous.

Damn cat.

g35, pets, cats

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anvilchorus June 23 2006, 15:24:46 UTC

Shoot it.

seldomawake June 23 2006, 15:52:40 UTC

Sarah would KILL me.

anvilchorus June 23 2006, 16:57:15 UTC

Shoot her.

I like these simple answer replies we have going on lately.

seldomawake June 23 2006, 18:34:33 UTC

I like these simple answer replies we have going on lately.

Oui!

:-)

Shoot her.

My money'd be on Sarah in that particular scenario...

tinaea June 23 2006, 15:56:11 UTC

Does she have a scratching post, preferably made of robe or canvas or something equally scratchy and tough?

seldomawake June 23 2006, 17:54:05 UTC

Yes. Two of them. She just loves the sound plastic bags make...

thisspacevacant June 23 2006, 23:54:44 UTC

I'd suggest putting a plastic bag over one of the scratching points, and whenever she starts picking at trash bags put her on that scratching post. This should train her to go to it for that kind of satisfaction. You might want to layer a new bag over it every once in awhile, depending on the damage she does.

seldomawake June 24 2006, 13:11:53 UTC

That's brilliant! I think I'll do that...

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zemiron June 23 2006, 16:16:13 UTC

Off topic: My computer has a corrupted file and will not load windows fully. It will get to blue login screen (Windows XP) and look like it is loading, but it will not go any further.

seldomawake June 24 2006, 13:55:17 UTC

reinstall windows?

coleoptera June 23 2006, 17:07:31 UTC

CATS ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!

hmmmph yourself.

seldomawake June 23 2006, 17:55:11 UTC

If every cat in the world died tomorrow, who would care?

libidoergosum June 23 2006, 18:09:59 UTC

I would.
There are at least four cats that I'm VERY fond of (as well as their owners) and I would be THOROUGHLY pissed if anything happened to those felines.

Me fucking ow!

crazygoddess June 23 2006, 21:55:03 UTC

I wouldnt!

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libidoergosum June 23 2006, 17:29:38 UTC

you shouldn't leave trash where the cat can get to it, that one is on you.

next time I'm sure you'll remember to take it out instead of leaving it around.

seldomawake June 23 2006, 17:55:20 UTC

The trashcan wasn't full!

libidoergosum June 23 2006, 18:04:08 UTC

that's beside the point.

cats are notoriously good jumpers... get a can with a lid.
for your own sanity.
lest your house wind up looking like The House.