Title: "Go to the Mirror!"
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Summary: August 1967.
Notes: I wrote this for negniahn because she is the greatest! On the other hand, it is awful to write prequel fic for something you've not updated for two years. Really.

(Though an update is coming. Really soon. Really.)

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Title: How Am I Different
Rating: R/NC17
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Summary: Stan and Kyle both lose something. Two things, in Kyle's case. Sequel to First Settlements.
Notes: Spoilers for ASOIAF. Mathom.

part i | part ii | part iii

Title: Welcome to Yogurt Junction
Rating: NC17ish
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Summary: Kyle was loathe to discover that he was worth exactly $12.
Notes: I don't legitimately know what I wrote this for. Or why.

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Title: First Settlements
Rating: R/NC17
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Summary: Pretty much it was just like any other Saturday.
Notes: NB, in this story Kyle is a trans guy. I am so incredibly nervous posting this!

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Back in November there was a designated weekend for South Park Prom. I'm ... not really sure what that was, but I took drabble requests for it! You can find them below the cuts:

( Request: STAN/KYLE. Dress shoes. )

The year is 1978. Kyle has just been voted the Queen of Disco after sucking everyone's dick at Studio 54. "Hey Stan," said Kyle, tottering over to Stan on his 4-inch platform heels. "Check out my platform heels. With these heels I am finally 5'8."

Stan pinched the bridge of his nose and shut his eyes, partly because he could not deal with Kyle's ( Read more... )

Title: Fake Hipsters (14/14)
Rating: R overall; this chapter, PG13
Pairing: Stan/Kyle; various
Summary: You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan.
Notes:  Sorry for the long wait, but, this is the last chapter! So, if you've read up to this point, thanks so much. Again, this is a sad story, I think.

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Title: Stanley and the Faun [2/2]
Rating: PG
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Summary: Once upon a time there lived a faun who had been banished from the village. AU Germanic fairytale ... thing.

Part one.

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Title: Stanley and the Faun [1/2]
Rating: PG
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Summary: Once upon a time there lived a faun who had been banished from the village. AU Germanic fairytale ... thing.
Note: I really seriously do not know what is up with this g.d. story except that negniahn makes beautiful faun art; see here and here. Kyle the half-goat thing is her idea and/or ( Read more... )

Title: Love Boat (With Men) [3/?]
Rating: R
Pairing: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, others, randos
Summary: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters decide to do a supposedly fun thing, at which only Kyle proves to have any success.
Note: Remember like two days ago when I was all "writing 'Kenny gives advice' conversations is stupid and cliche let's ( Read more... )