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Title: Sleeping Beauty
Length: (4/4)
Author: Li Youhan (Razra_Eizel)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: romance, parody, humor, fluff
Pairing: Yunjae
Summary: not wanting to miss out on another adventure, the DBSK members travel into the world of Sleeping Beauty... but was it Aurora or Talia?
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything
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Finally, the last installment of Sleeping Beauty :D I hope this was worth the wait.
Anyway, enjoy!
Breaking the Curse
Yunho gulped as he looked down at Jaejoong who was still sleeping serenely. His hands were working in stripping Jaejoong of his clothes, and he was down to his pants already. Only his underwear was left.
“Yah, be quicker, can’t you?” Changmin protested as he, and Yoosu, watched from the sidelines.
“Shut up! It’s up to me how fast I want to do this!” Yunho protested as he reached down to take off Jaejoong’s underwear.
“But we don’t have time!”
“What?”
“We don’t have enough time before-“
An ear-splitting scream was heard.
“-he wakes up.”
“You pervert!” Jaejoong screamed as he slapped Yunho and pushed him away before pulling the covers up to cover himself.
“No! Jaejoongie-“ Yunho tried as he got close to the bed again but was kicked where he should never be kicked.
“Go away!”
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
“So that’s what happened,” Yunho finished explaining with a sigh, his posture still awkward after the kick he so didn’t deserve. “Don’t blame me. I was tricked as well.”
“So you deliberately told me about the Talia thing to make me believe it?” Jaejoong asked as he glared at Changmin who simply grinned at him. “You know I would wake up myself at the third day.”
Changmin laughed. “Well, I never said you’d wake up when you’re kissed. I only said you’ll be asleep for three days, and that’s it.”
“Oh, so that’s why he didn’t wake up,” Junsu mumbled. “Why didn’t you say four days? Then maybe we could get to watch Yunjae live action.”
“Or if Yunho-hyung didn’t take so long to get here,” Yoochun added.
Yunho was about to protest, but Jaejoong interrupted him.
“Then why aren’t we back to our own world now?” he asked.
Yoosumin paused.
“That’s a good question,” Changmin mumbled. “Maybe you have to marry first?”
“Or be taken to Yunho-hyung’s country?” Junsu suggested.
“Or still go with the plan and take each other’s virginity,” Yoochun supplied, and got two bumps on his head soon after, courtesy of Yunho and Jaejoong.
“No, seriously, what happened at the end of Sleeping Beauty?” Jaejoong asked.
“Well, Philip and Aurora get married,” Junsu said as he shrugged. “In Talia, the king brought Talia back to his kingdom, and they met the envious queen.”
“I think there’s a continuation to Sleeping Beauty,” Changmin said suddenly. “There’s a part when an envious someone wanted the princess dead.”
“So we have to find that envious someone then?” Yunho asked.
“Most probably, but we don’t know where she is.” Yoochun sighed and shook his head.
Suddenly, the door burst open and the evil fairy stormed in. “No worries, I’ve taken care of her. So you go and enjoy some quality time wth your prince now. Tata~!”
And then she was gone.
Yoosumin sweat-dropped.
“That was... random,” Jaejoong commented.
“Then what are we supposed to do?” Yunho frowned. He was at his wit’s end. He couldn’t remember anything else that they were supposed to do.
“Think, brain, think,” Changmin mumbled to himself. He frowned, then his eyes widened in realization. “I know!”
“What?” Yunho asked too enthusiastically. He was starting to freak out, and he couldn’t deny it.
“Maybe the story book itself wants to see you do it before it’s appeased,” Changmin said as he shrugged. “So why not get it on?”
“Are you sure it’s the answer, or is it just your perverted mind coming into play?” Jaejoong deadpanned.
“Well, what harm is there in trying it out?” Changmin asked.
“Only if the three of you stay outside,” Jaejoong said finally.
“What!? That’s not fair!” Yoosumin protested.
“Okay, so that was your perverted mind talking,” Jaejoong concluded. “If you don’t tell me the real answer, I swear I will delete your porn in your laptop and burn the VCDs.”
Changmin sulked.
“So?” Jaejoong pressed on.
“I refuse to talk,” Changmin said as he turned away. “Unless you agree to do what I ask of you. I promise that if you’re not stupid, on the way we will get teleported out.”
Yunho paused. “On the way?”
“Eh? Did I say that?” Changmin looked at him innocently.
Jaejoong looked thoughtful for a while, then he snapped his fingers. “I know!” he exclaimed happily. He then turned to look at Yunho, and pulled him down for a kiss.
And then, as if the trigger was pulled, a bright light surrounded them all.
“Aish, you guys are no fun.”
“Minnie, if you try pulling that trick on me again, I will force you to eat whatever Vick is eating.”
“Jaejoongie, isn’t that a little too harsh? Lately Vick has only eaten bones.”
“Whoa, how come the storybook is also a Yunjae fan?”
“Shoo! Go away! These darn ‘the end’ words are trying to hit my head!”
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
“I’m still a little lost,” Junsu admitted, hugging onto the blanket that Jaejoong used when he was still asleep-the souvenir from this particular fairy tale. “What made the story end?”
“Well, you notice that in each fairy tale, the story ends right after we kiss, right?” Jaejoong asked. “I’m sure that was what Minnie noticed, so he said that on the way, we would get transported back, because it’s only natural for a lovemaking couple to kiss.”
Junsu’s mouth formed an ‘o’ and he nodded in understanding. “Too bad. I would like to watch you do it.”
“Seriously, what are you guys, voyeurs?” Jaejoong glared at them. “Now go wash up while I prepare breakfast.”
Junsu folded the blanket neatly and placed it on the cupboard before he rushed to the bathroom, racing with Yoochun and Changmin to have the first turn.
Yunho got up and hugged Jaejoong from behind. “That was close. I’m sorry for almost doing it in front of them all.”
“That’s okay, it’s really not your fault,” Jaejoong said with a small smile, tracing patterns on Yunho’s hand. “So where do you want to do it tonight? That love hotel near the French restaurant is quite nice.”
“If that’s what my baby wants, that’s what my baby gets,” Yunho said as he nibbled Jaejoong’s ear softly. “Let’s get to the shower now. I’ll prepare the bath for you.”
“No cold water please,” Jaejoong huffed, flicking his hair away from his face. “Those kids had the nerve to splash me with cold water,” he grumbled.
Yunho laughed and kissed Jaejoong. “Hot water?”
“Warm.”
“Right. I’ll get to it right away.”
“Oh, and Yunnie?”
“Yeah?”
“Make sure those three never know of this, okay?”
“Sure. I don’t want them to fuss over it like today.”
“Hm... or maybe if they’re bored of it they’ll stop?”
“Are you seriously considering doing it in front of them?”
“Oh right. I forgot that part.”
Over and Out