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Title: Project Aria Making
Length: one-shot
Author: Li Youhan (Razra_Eizel)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: humor, crack
Pairing: Yunjae, Yoosu, Hanchul
Summary: the making of Project Aria
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything
A/N: and with this, the anniversary weeks are officially complete :D lots of thank yous to those who have participated so far, and to the winners of the quizzes, do wait for the post to discuss the prizes!
Behind the Scene of Project Aria
“Hopefully, this is the last time I will say this. Hello again everyone!” Rina said as she waved at the camera. “Today, we have a new set of casts again. Say hello!”
The casts waved at the camera, except for one. They were all sitting in a line-Yunho, Jaejoong, Hankyung, Heechul, Yoochun, Junsu, Changmin, and a cell phone.
“Eh? What’s a cell phone doing here?” Rina wondered as she looked over at the phone in question.
“How rude! I’m not a cell phone! If you dare insult me again, I will hack into the recording system and make everything go haywire!”
Rina jumped back in surprise and Changmin looked at her sympathetically.
“Don’t mind her. Aria’s having that time of the month,” Changmin said with a small smile.
“Oh, so that’s Aria-shii. Um... hello there,” Rina said as she waved at the cell phone.
“Anyway, why don’t we get this started?” Jaejoong suggested. “I still need to pick Moonbin up from his school at six.”
“Why six?” Junsu asked.
“He has extracurricular activities. Practice for the orchestra again,” Jaejoong said. “So we need to hurry, it’s already twenty to five.”
“Oh, right, right. Don’t worry though, because we will wait for him since he’s needed for the interview,” Rina said as she nodded absently, then paused. “Ne, Jaejoong-shii, where’s your second child?”
“Oh! She’s asleep at home,” Jaejoong said with a wide smile. “Twelve p.m. to seven p.m. is her nap time.”
“Awh, I know her. She’s so cute.”
Rina looked at the cell phone strangely.
“Forgive her. She can’t help but gush over Yunjae’s child,” Changmin explained tiredly, as if he had done this a thousand times before.
But then again, knowing Aria, he might just have done so.
“I see. By the way, what’s her name?” Rina asked, getting excited herself.
“Her name is Jung Lee Yeon,” Jaejoong said as he took out his cell phone. “This is her picture,” he added as he showed the picture to Rina.
Rina and Aria both squealed at the same time. Everyone else covered their ears, but Rina had grabbed onto Jaejoong’s cell phone before he could take it away.
“She’s so cute~!” Rina cooed as she stared at the picture of the chubby baby. “What do you think of making me her godmother? Please?”
“No! I AM her godmother!”
“Oh, no you’re not!” Rina said, and they bickered.
“Um... Rina-shii? What about the filming?” Junsu asked uncertainly, wondering why they were the ones ending up having troubles instead of Rina herself.
“Oh, that’s right,” Rina cleared her throat and looked at the camera. “Anyway, while I continue to argue with Aria, let’s watch the NG collection first!”
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
Chapter One
Jaejoong : “Moonbin, do you know where the car key might be? Aish... what did I do last night?”
Moonbin : “Apart from having sex with Yunho Appa, nothing. Try the kitchen, you always forget things there.”
Jaejoong : *stares*
Moonbin : “What? You thought I wouldn’t know? Goodness Umma, you were so loud last night!”
NG!
Chapter Two
Yunho : “If you check my cell phone, there should be a recording of our conversation. Me and that strange woman.”
Yoochun : “We already tried, but there was nothing there, except a recording of your mushy conversation with Jae when you wanted to buy him a pair of pink gloves.”
Yunho : “Ariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
NG!
Chapter Three
Jaejoong : “Jung Yunho... are you related to Jung U-Know?”
Yunho : “I’m his twin brother.”
Jaejoong : “You are? He’s more good-looking than you by, say, a lot.”
Yunho : “Jaejoongie~” *pouts*
NG!
Chapter Four
Heechul : “Hey, have you noticed something strange?”
Yunho : “There’s no one else in this airport aside from us?”
Heechul : “Yeah, I wonder if it’s Aria’s doing.”
Yunho : “Or if we’re suddenly transported into a Silent Hill movie.”
Heechul : “...” *stares* “Yunho, there’s a zombie behind you.”
Yunho : *screams and runs around the airport*
Others : *sweatdrops* “My, he’s so gullible.”
NG!
Chapter Five
Yunho : “Hankyung? He was working for the government too?”
Jaejoong : “Yeah. He was a botanist who had an obsession for bacteria and viruses. Strange fellow he is.”
Yunho : “Huh? Why would the government want a botanist who’s obsessed with bacteria and viruses?”
Jaejoong : “To work for the next flu shot! Come to think of it, you should get a flu shot yourself, I’m afraid you might get the swine flu when those pigs think you’re their friend.”
Yunho : “What is that supposed to mean!?”
NG!
Chapter Six
Yunho : “Hey now, do I look that handsome?”
Jaejoong : “Oh Yunnie, you don’t know how true you are! Screw the suitcase. Let’s go to the hotel now!”
NG!
Chapter Seven
Jaejoong : *looks at white box* “Hm...” *opens white box*
Box : *opens and reveals a white diamond ring*
Jaejoong : “Yah! Are you telling me to propose to Yunho!?”
Yunho : “Changmin! Why the heck did you give me a pregnancy test kit!?”
Changmin : “Aria! Who told you to switch the two boxes!?”
Aria : “Sorry, I just like to pull pranks on them.”
NG!
Chapter Eight
Yunho : “I’ll see you after this whole ordeal is finished. And I want you to give me your best smile.”
Jaejoong : “I will. But you will have to survive. I don’t want a zombie to come after me. I hate the smell of rotting flesh.”
Yunho : -_____-;;;;; “Very encouraging, indeed.”
NG!
Chapter Nine
Jaejoong : “No, I was just talking about moving in.”
Yunho : “Me?”
Jaejoong : “No, Hankyung and Heechul. You’re going to help them move in here.”
Yunho : “What!? That’s unfair!”
Jaejoong : *palms face* “I was being sarcastic, Yunho-yah...”
NG!
Epilogue
Jaejoong : “What are you looking at?”
Yunho : “Oh, this. I’m just looking at a guide book. They list the names of famous love hotels in this city, along with the rates. There are some really nice ones, like the one with jellyfish theme and-“
Jaejoong : “Are you sure Aria didn’t give you the wrong book?”
NG!
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
“I didn’t realize we NG a lot during the filming,” Junsu commented and Jaejoong looked pointedly at him. “Well... yeah... you know what I mean. I know I don’t appear much.”
“Of course we do,” Yoochun said as he patted Junsu’s shoulder.
“Are you implying something?” Junsu glared at him.
“Nope, of course not. Wouldn’t dare to,” Yoochun said as he grinned at Junsu. “So what’s the next part? The complaints and such, right?”
“Have you been watching the previous making?” Rina asked.
“Aria made us. Heck, we were planning on watching the Fast and the Furious when she suddenly hacked the DVD system and made us watch it,” Yoochun complained.
“If I have hands, I swear I will strangle you.”
“Ouch, that’s harsh,” Yoochun said as he mock sighed, then grinned widely. “Anyway, I’ll let Yunho go first.”
“Anyway, how’s the argument about Lee Yeon’s guardian?” Junsu asked.
“No one wins. I didn’t let anyone become her godmother,” Jaejoong said with a sigh. “I guess that’s for the best.”
“So, Yunho-shii!” Rina said as she turned to Yunho. “What is your favorite scene?”
“Can I say the sex scene?”
“Make love, Yunnie.”
“Right, the making love scene.”
“No you may not.”
“Aw shucks,” Yunho said with a pout.
“Oh come on,” Jaejoong chided as he leaned towards Yunho. “There has to be something else you like aside from the sex.”
“Make love, Joongie.”
“Yea, whatever.”
“Is this their routine?” Rina asked as she turned towards Aria.
“So then, my favorite scene would be the one when we were asked to exchange the suitcase,” Yunho said. “I like seeing people pining for Jaejoongie’s attention, knowing that he only pays attention to his family.”
“Nyah, he also pays attention to his friends.” Junsu stuck his tongue out at Yunho while Yunho pretended to not see and hear him.
“I’ll go next,” Jaejoong cut in quickly. “I hate those scenes where I’m forced to wear a dress. Because the others somehow like them.”
“I like the wedding scene,” Hankyung said truthfully. “Well, it just seemed simple yet nice to me. I like things that are simple but nice.”
“I like the wedding scene, and the last scene,” Heechul agreed. “They’re sometimes just too cute for their own good.”
“I hate the car chase at the beginning,” Yoochun complained. “And not because I can’t drive, but because I nearly got a heart attack when our car was attacked suddenly.”
“Yeah! Aria didn’t give us a warning! Wait, no one gave us a warning!” Junsu added.
“Yet I like that scene. I like it whenever Aria pulls pranks on these two,” Changmin mumbled. “Serves you right,” he added while Yoosu glared at him.
“I like the opening. I get to act like a bad guy, at least, and show off my ability at the same time.”
“I can see how twisted you are now,” Rina commented flatly.
“Whatever.”
“Anyway! Let’s see the winners of the third quiz, and also the commercial break! We will have the character interview after that,” Rina said. “And meanwhile, Yunjae is going to pick Moonbin up from school for the interview.”
“Right. Excuse us for a while,” Jaejoong said as he stood up, followed by Yunho, and they both walked out of the set.
----- Winners of the Third Quiz -----
1. L4ur42008 (90%)
Winners, the special post will be posted up soon :D I’ll message you the link, so don’t worry!
Congratulations!
----- Commercial Break -----
A new fic on the way: Across Generations
Summary: Jung Yunho is a normal high school boy crushing over the school’s idol, Kim Jaejoong. When he suddenly got switched with someone who looks exactly like him, but lived hundreds of years back, things started to go wrong, and it was up to him to create happy endings for all of them
“Where is this?” Yunho asked as he looked around, taking in his surrounding. It was a huge, dense forest seemingly in the middle of nowhere.
Jaejoong looked in surprise at the man shouting in front of him. Was this really Yunho?
“Strange, I never thought this would be possible,” Youngwoong commented. “You seemed to have switched with U-Know, your ancestor, as you’ve said.”
----- End of Commercial Break -----
“Now, let’s move onto the last yet longest part of this show,” Rina said. “For this, we have an addition to our casts, that is Jung Moonbin-shii, who has just come home from school.”
Moonbin waved cheerfully at the camera from his seat between Yunjae.
“So! All of the question is from isamijae-shii, and the first question is, at the Pentagon, didn't Moonbin find it strange to see Jaejoong wearing a dress and high heels? He sounded unperturbed, so does that mean Jae-cross-dressing is a normal occurrance?”
“Hm, that’s a hard question to answer,” Moonbin said with a sigh. “The reason is, well, it’s not that him cross-dressing is a normal thing, but I don’t mind seeing him in a dress. At all. Did you know that he wore a dress when he was married to Appa? I saw the picture.”
“So... you’re saying that...?”
“That I’ve seen him in a dress before and he looks good, so I don’t mind. I didn’t expect he’ll wear it again, though, because the wedding was a special occasion,” Moonbin admitted. “Then again, I’m very ignorant sometimes. I’m not easily perturbed, for the lack of better word. A friend of mine brought a baby alligator to school one day, and while the other students were busy screaming, I was still working on my assignment.”
Rina stared at him.
“Next question please?” Moonbin asked, pouting.
“Oh! Right, right,” Rina snapped out of her trance and looked at her cue card. Next question is, Aria implies that she has done many things to try to get YooSu together, but has never succeeded. Could you please describe one failed attempt at getting the two together?”
“Trapping them in a car together during the car chase at the beginning is one of my attempts at getting them to at least get along. Isn’t that counted as locking them in a locked space? Or if you want another example, well, I did set them up on a blind date a long time ago, but they went home right after they saw their supposed date.”
“So it was you who made me go on a date with him!” Junsu squeaked, pointing at Aria accusingly.
“Technically, you didn’t go on a date with him. You only saw him then went back home.”
“That’s not the point!” Junsu squeaked again, and was about to break the phone.
“Next question!” Rina shouted, and Junsu was forced to sit back down. “The next question is, Yunho said that he regularly goes for general check-up with a friend. Who is this friend? And no, I won't be satisfied with ambiguous answers. I need a name and his relation to Yunho, and maybe also where the heck this person is and he'd need to have check-ups :/ Just curious, you see xD”
“Huh?” Yunho blinked. “Oh! Oh, that. No, he wasn’t sick or anything. I just don’t feel comfortable going alone to hospitals. You know, I have this fear of doctors and diseases, so I hate going to hospitals for check ups, but I’m okay if I’m only accompanying someone there. That’s why I need him to give me moral support throughout the check up,” Yunho explained as he laughed at that.
“Yeah, that’s right,” Jaejoong agreed. “Well, the name’s Lee Donghae. They’re colleagues at the copy center, but he switched to late night to early morning shift ever since he dated Hyukjae. But that is another story completely. He stopped going to the hospital with Yunho ever since I took his role.”
“I see.” Rina nodded thoughtfully. “So, the next question is, Why DOES Aria like to call Jaejoong's phone?”
“Is “because his phone is the most technologically-advanced and coolest-looking” a satisfactory answer?”
“Don’t mind her,” Yunho said as he reached over and muted the phone for a while. “As I’ve said in the story, Aria is the personification of U-Know. She’s almost exactly like U-Know, but she likes to gush and squeal at cute things while U-Know would just... err... I don’t know. Anyway! U-Know liked Jae, that I’m sure you know, and so that’s why she likes to call Jae’s phone, because she unconsciously likes him too.”
“I don’t mind, though. It’s kind of cute,” Jaejoong chuckled. “And maybe because I’m the only one that’s almost like a woman? We’re both sentimentals at time, just like at the end when she refused to say goodbye to us and only called me. Oh, and Yunnie, let Aria talk.”
“Goodness, you ungrateful jerk! Ahem, anyway, thanks Jae. I can’t say no to those two because they’re true... so, yeah! That’s it.”
“Next question... Does Heechul end up getting pregnant too? If he already is (pregnant, I mean), is there any funny stories Hankyung wants to share? ^^;;”
“No, sadly, no,” Heechul said with a deep sigh. “We haven’t had any child yet, but I’m sure we will, someday.”
“And it’s not because he’s infertile, we’ve talked to a doctor,” Hankyung added, squeezing Heechul’s shoulder. “It’s just that maybe Jaejoong is too fertile.”
“Yeah,” Moonbin agreed while nodding.
“Who taught you to go against your mother?” Jaejoong demanded as he pinched Moonbin’s cheeks while the boy flailed his arms.
“Shall we move on?” Rina asked and Jaejoong let go of Moonbin who immediately went to hug her for saving him. “Right, next question is, is Yunho and Jae's baby male or female? xD”
“Well, I’m sure that’s already answered,” Jaejoong said with a smile. “It’s a girl. Her name is Jung Lee Yeon. And no, I’m not the one who named her, it’s Yunnie here with no sense of naming whatsoever.”
Yunho pouted.
“Awh, baby, I’m not mad at you,” Jaejoong said as he chuckled. “Stop acting like a little kid. Moonbin’s acting more mature than you.”
“You’re the one who likes to act like a little kid,” Yunho defended himself.
“Well, not in this making, no.”
“The next one is more of a request,” Rina cut in, “and it’s this, I'm dumb, so I never understood the conflict between Heechul and U-know and Yunho. Maybe Heechul can explain in simpler terms? ^^:;”
“Oh!” Heechul exclaimed in surprise. “I never expected our problem to be... that complicated.”
“Well, that’s what you thought,” Junsu commented from the side.
“Anyway,” Heechul said as he pointedly ignored Junsu, “it’s like this. While I was dating Yunho, my father got falsely accused and put into jail. I tried getting close to U-Know, as he knows I was his twin’s boyfriend, and when his guard was lowered, I snuck into the prison and released my father from jail.”
“That was when things start to go complicated,” Hankyung added. “They all accused Yunho and U-Know of deliberately helping Heechul release his father. U-Know took the blame on himself, saying Yunho didn’t know anything about it, and he lied to Yunho so that he really didn’t know, in case someone tried to interrogate him.”
“That time, I ran away with my father, before he abandoned me too. Yunho called U-Know while he was looking for me, and asked U-Know what was wrong because he sounded like he had been crying. That’s when U-Know came up with the lie to explain my disappearance,” Heechul finished. “Basically, that’s what happened.”
“Hum, right, I hope it’s clearer for you now, isamijae-shii,” Rina said. “Next question, U-know liked Jae, didn't he? Why didn't he confess? Was it because Jae was already dating Hankyung at that time? Does Jae even know that U-know had feelings for him? @__@”
“I’ll answer that question. No, when U-Know first met Jae, he hadn’t met Hankyung yet. He didn’t confess because he had never gotten the chance to get close to Jae. Basically, that was the only time they met. They continued to contact each other, but only through mails. He then knew that Jae is dating Hankyung, so he somewhat gave up.”
“Sad, isn’t it?” Yunho mumbled as he pulled Jaejoong closer to him. “This time, I’m luckier than him.”
“Yah, don’t make me feel bad,” Jaejoong protested.
“Okay... so, I guess we should just move on,” Rina said, sniffling slightly. “That was sad. He died without knowing Jae was available.”
“I never told anyone we divorced, anyway,” Jaejoong argued.
“Right, next question. The next one is, I don't remember if this was stated in the fic, but how did Heechul and Hangkyung meet and fall in love? If it was stated and I missed it, maybe the characters can act the scene out? Lol”
“I don’t want to act it out,” Heechul said with a pout.
“Urh, well, it was stated, but vaguely. I met him after he was abandoned by his own father. At that moment he was a fugitive, and no one could help him. Even his own family abandoned him,” Hankyung explained. “I was walking back home when I saw him in an alley. I knew something was wrong, but I didn’t know what, so I brought him to a nearby motel and paid for his living expenses while occasionally checking up on him.”
“The reason why he fell in love with me was probably because I was open to him,” Heechul commented. “I always tell him everything that happened after I deemed him trustworthy enough. He always said how he wished Jae would do the same, and not always snap at him every time he was worried.”
“I’m glad he’s changed now, though,” Hankyung said with a smile as he looked over to Jae. “He’s now much more open with Yunho. That’s a good thing.”
“Don’t start getting sappy, please,” Rina said, remembering her past experiences. “Last question!” she shouted and everyone cheered. “Oh, by the way, you’re unusually silent today, Changmin-shii.”
“Me? Oh, no, I’m just mentally devising a menu for the next month. Do ignore me,” Changmin waved his hand and the others sweat-dropped.
“Right. The last question is, So did YunJae have a honeymoon, or did they have a family vacation? If it's the former, I bet they stashed Moonbin at Hankyung's place or something.”
“What kind of question is that?” Yunho protested.
“An... interview question?” Rina supplied.
“Very helpful, Rina-shii,” Yunho said as he sulked.
Jaejoong laughed uneasily. “Does his action answer that question?”
“Jap jae is delicious!” Moonbin exclaimed happily.
“Does that answer the question?” Jaejoong sweat-dropped. “Yeah, we ended up having a family vacation, and that’s why Yunnie is sulking.”
“Ah! Umma! It’s already six-thirty! We have to rush home before Lee Yeon is awake!” Moonbin exclaimed when he saw the time.
“Oh well, so this is the end of the making. See you guys when we see you!” Rina said as she waved at the camera, trying to hide the scrambling Yunjae and Moonbin who were rushing out of the set and to the parking lot.
Yet Again, Not Really
Length: one-shot
Author: Li Youhan (Razra_Eizel)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: humor, crack
Pairing: Yunjae, Yoosu, Hanchul
Summary: the making of Project Aria
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything
A/N: and with this, the anniversary weeks are officially complete :D lots of thank yous to those who have participated so far, and to the winners of the quizzes, do wait for the post to discuss the prizes!
Behind the Scene of Project Aria
“Hopefully, this is the last time I will say this. Hello again everyone!” Rina said as she waved at the camera. “Today, we have a new set of casts again. Say hello!”
The casts waved at the camera, except for one. They were all sitting in a line-Yunho, Jaejoong, Hankyung, Heechul, Yoochun, Junsu, Changmin, and a cell phone.
“Eh? What’s a cell phone doing here?” Rina wondered as she looked over at the phone in question.
“How rude! I’m not a cell phone! If you dare insult me again, I will hack into the recording system and make everything go haywire!”
Rina jumped back in surprise and Changmin looked at her sympathetically.
“Don’t mind her. Aria’s having that time of the month,” Changmin said with a small smile.
“Oh, so that’s Aria-shii. Um... hello there,” Rina said as she waved at the cell phone.
“Anyway, why don’t we get this started?” Jaejoong suggested. “I still need to pick Moonbin up from his school at six.”
“Why six?” Junsu asked.
“He has extracurricular activities. Practice for the orchestra again,” Jaejoong said. “So we need to hurry, it’s already twenty to five.”
“Oh, right, right. Don’t worry though, because we will wait for him since he’s needed for the interview,” Rina said as she nodded absently, then paused. “Ne, Jaejoong-shii, where’s your second child?”
“Oh! She’s asleep at home,” Jaejoong said with a wide smile. “Twelve p.m. to seven p.m. is her nap time.”
“Awh, I know her. She’s so cute.”
Rina looked at the cell phone strangely.
“Forgive her. She can’t help but gush over Yunjae’s child,” Changmin explained tiredly, as if he had done this a thousand times before.
But then again, knowing Aria, he might just have done so.
“I see. By the way, what’s her name?” Rina asked, getting excited herself.
“Her name is Jung Lee Yeon,” Jaejoong said as he took out his cell phone. “This is her picture,” he added as he showed the picture to Rina.
Rina and Aria both squealed at the same time. Everyone else covered their ears, but Rina had grabbed onto Jaejoong’s cell phone before he could take it away.
“She’s so cute~!” Rina cooed as she stared at the picture of the chubby baby. “What do you think of making me her godmother? Please?”
“No! I AM her godmother!”
“Oh, no you’re not!” Rina said, and they bickered.
“Um... Rina-shii? What about the filming?” Junsu asked uncertainly, wondering why they were the ones ending up having troubles instead of Rina herself.
“Oh, that’s right,” Rina cleared her throat and looked at the camera. “Anyway, while I continue to argue with Aria, let’s watch the NG collection first!”
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
Chapter One
Jaejoong : “Moonbin, do you know where the car key might be? Aish... what did I do last night?”
Moonbin : “Apart from having sex with Yunho Appa, nothing. Try the kitchen, you always forget things there.”
Jaejoong : *stares*
Moonbin : “What? You thought I wouldn’t know? Goodness Umma, you were so loud last night!”
NG!
Chapter Two
Yunho : “If you check my cell phone, there should be a recording of our conversation. Me and that strange woman.”
Yoochun : “We already tried, but there was nothing there, except a recording of your mushy conversation with Jae when you wanted to buy him a pair of pink gloves.”
Yunho : “Ariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
NG!
Chapter Three
Jaejoong : “Jung Yunho... are you related to Jung U-Know?”
Yunho : “I’m his twin brother.”
Jaejoong : “You are? He’s more good-looking than you by, say, a lot.”
Yunho : “Jaejoongie~” *pouts*
NG!
Chapter Four
Heechul : “Hey, have you noticed something strange?”
Yunho : “There’s no one else in this airport aside from us?”
Heechul : “Yeah, I wonder if it’s Aria’s doing.”
Yunho : “Or if we’re suddenly transported into a Silent Hill movie.”
Heechul : “...” *stares* “Yunho, there’s a zombie behind you.”
Yunho : *screams and runs around the airport*
Others : *sweatdrops* “My, he’s so gullible.”
NG!
Chapter Five
Yunho : “Hankyung? He was working for the government too?”
Jaejoong : “Yeah. He was a botanist who had an obsession for bacteria and viruses. Strange fellow he is.”
Yunho : “Huh? Why would the government want a botanist who’s obsessed with bacteria and viruses?”
Jaejoong : “To work for the next flu shot! Come to think of it, you should get a flu shot yourself, I’m afraid you might get the swine flu when those pigs think you’re their friend.”
Yunho : “What is that supposed to mean!?”
NG!
Chapter Six
Yunho : “Hey now, do I look that handsome?”
Jaejoong : “Oh Yunnie, you don’t know how true you are! Screw the suitcase. Let’s go to the hotel now!”
NG!
Chapter Seven
Jaejoong : *looks at white box* “Hm...” *opens white box*
Box : *opens and reveals a white diamond ring*
Jaejoong : “Yah! Are you telling me to propose to Yunho!?”
Yunho : “Changmin! Why the heck did you give me a pregnancy test kit!?”
Changmin : “Aria! Who told you to switch the two boxes!?”
Aria : “Sorry, I just like to pull pranks on them.”
NG!
Chapter Eight
Yunho : “I’ll see you after this whole ordeal is finished. And I want you to give me your best smile.”
Jaejoong : “I will. But you will have to survive. I don’t want a zombie to come after me. I hate the smell of rotting flesh.”
Yunho : -_____-;;;;; “Very encouraging, indeed.”
NG!
Chapter Nine
Jaejoong : “No, I was just talking about moving in.”
Yunho : “Me?”
Jaejoong : “No, Hankyung and Heechul. You’re going to help them move in here.”
Yunho : “What!? That’s unfair!”
Jaejoong : *palms face* “I was being sarcastic, Yunho-yah...”
NG!
Epilogue
Jaejoong : “What are you looking at?”
Yunho : “Oh, this. I’m just looking at a guide book. They list the names of famous love hotels in this city, along with the rates. There are some really nice ones, like the one with jellyfish theme and-“
Jaejoong : “Are you sure Aria didn’t give you the wrong book?”
NG!
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
“I didn’t realize we NG a lot during the filming,” Junsu commented and Jaejoong looked pointedly at him. “Well... yeah... you know what I mean. I know I don’t appear much.”
“Of course we do,” Yoochun said as he patted Junsu’s shoulder.
“Are you implying something?” Junsu glared at him.
“Nope, of course not. Wouldn’t dare to,” Yoochun said as he grinned at Junsu. “So what’s the next part? The complaints and such, right?”
“Have you been watching the previous making?” Rina asked.
“Aria made us. Heck, we were planning on watching the Fast and the Furious when she suddenly hacked the DVD system and made us watch it,” Yoochun complained.
“If I have hands, I swear I will strangle you.”
“Ouch, that’s harsh,” Yoochun said as he mock sighed, then grinned widely. “Anyway, I’ll let Yunho go first.”
“Anyway, how’s the argument about Lee Yeon’s guardian?” Junsu asked.
“No one wins. I didn’t let anyone become her godmother,” Jaejoong said with a sigh. “I guess that’s for the best.”
“So, Yunho-shii!” Rina said as she turned to Yunho. “What is your favorite scene?”
“Can I say the sex scene?”
“Make love, Yunnie.”
“Right, the making love scene.”
“No you may not.”
“Aw shucks,” Yunho said with a pout.
“Oh come on,” Jaejoong chided as he leaned towards Yunho. “There has to be something else you like aside from the sex.”
“Make love, Joongie.”
“Yea, whatever.”
“Is this their routine?” Rina asked as she turned towards Aria.
“So then, my favorite scene would be the one when we were asked to exchange the suitcase,” Yunho said. “I like seeing people pining for Jaejoongie’s attention, knowing that he only pays attention to his family.”
“Nyah, he also pays attention to his friends.” Junsu stuck his tongue out at Yunho while Yunho pretended to not see and hear him.
“I’ll go next,” Jaejoong cut in quickly. “I hate those scenes where I’m forced to wear a dress. Because the others somehow like them.”
“I like the wedding scene,” Hankyung said truthfully. “Well, it just seemed simple yet nice to me. I like things that are simple but nice.”
“I like the wedding scene, and the last scene,” Heechul agreed. “They’re sometimes just too cute for their own good.”
“I hate the car chase at the beginning,” Yoochun complained. “And not because I can’t drive, but because I nearly got a heart attack when our car was attacked suddenly.”
“Yeah! Aria didn’t give us a warning! Wait, no one gave us a warning!” Junsu added.
“Yet I like that scene. I like it whenever Aria pulls pranks on these two,” Changmin mumbled. “Serves you right,” he added while Yoosu glared at him.
“I like the opening. I get to act like a bad guy, at least, and show off my ability at the same time.”
“I can see how twisted you are now,” Rina commented flatly.
“Whatever.”
“Anyway! Let’s see the winners of the third quiz, and also the commercial break! We will have the character interview after that,” Rina said. “And meanwhile, Yunjae is going to pick Moonbin up from school for the interview.”
“Right. Excuse us for a while,” Jaejoong said as he stood up, followed by Yunho, and they both walked out of the set.
----- Winners of the Third Quiz -----
1. L4ur42008 (90%)
Winners, the special post will be posted up soon :D I’ll message you the link, so don’t worry!
Congratulations!
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A new fic on the way: Across Generations
Summary: Jung Yunho is a normal high school boy crushing over the school’s idol, Kim Jaejoong. When he suddenly got switched with someone who looks exactly like him, but lived hundreds of years back, things started to go wrong, and it was up to him to create happy endings for all of them
“Where is this?” Yunho asked as he looked around, taking in his surrounding. It was a huge, dense forest seemingly in the middle of nowhere.
Jaejoong looked in surprise at the man shouting in front of him. Was this really Yunho?
“Strange, I never thought this would be possible,” Youngwoong commented. “You seemed to have switched with U-Know, your ancestor, as you’ve said.”
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“Now, let’s move onto the last yet longest part of this show,” Rina said. “For this, we have an addition to our casts, that is Jung Moonbin-shii, who has just come home from school.”
Moonbin waved cheerfully at the camera from his seat between Yunjae.
“So! All of the question is from isamijae-shii, and the first question is, at the Pentagon, didn't Moonbin find it strange to see Jaejoong wearing a dress and high heels? He sounded unperturbed, so does that mean Jae-cross-dressing is a normal occurrance?”
“Hm, that’s a hard question to answer,” Moonbin said with a sigh. “The reason is, well, it’s not that him cross-dressing is a normal thing, but I don’t mind seeing him in a dress. At all. Did you know that he wore a dress when he was married to Appa? I saw the picture.”
“So... you’re saying that...?”
“That I’ve seen him in a dress before and he looks good, so I don’t mind. I didn’t expect he’ll wear it again, though, because the wedding was a special occasion,” Moonbin admitted. “Then again, I’m very ignorant sometimes. I’m not easily perturbed, for the lack of better word. A friend of mine brought a baby alligator to school one day, and while the other students were busy screaming, I was still working on my assignment.”
Rina stared at him.
“Next question please?” Moonbin asked, pouting.
“Oh! Right, right,” Rina snapped out of her trance and looked at her cue card. Next question is, Aria implies that she has done many things to try to get YooSu together, but has never succeeded. Could you please describe one failed attempt at getting the two together?”
“Trapping them in a car together during the car chase at the beginning is one of my attempts at getting them to at least get along. Isn’t that counted as locking them in a locked space? Or if you want another example, well, I did set them up on a blind date a long time ago, but they went home right after they saw their supposed date.”
“So it was you who made me go on a date with him!” Junsu squeaked, pointing at Aria accusingly.
“Technically, you didn’t go on a date with him. You only saw him then went back home.”
“That’s not the point!” Junsu squeaked again, and was about to break the phone.
“Next question!” Rina shouted, and Junsu was forced to sit back down. “The next question is, Yunho said that he regularly goes for general check-up with a friend. Who is this friend? And no, I won't be satisfied with ambiguous answers. I need a name and his relation to Yunho, and maybe also where the heck this person is and he'd need to have check-ups :/ Just curious, you see xD”
“Huh?” Yunho blinked. “Oh! Oh, that. No, he wasn’t sick or anything. I just don’t feel comfortable going alone to hospitals. You know, I have this fear of doctors and diseases, so I hate going to hospitals for check ups, but I’m okay if I’m only accompanying someone there. That’s why I need him to give me moral support throughout the check up,” Yunho explained as he laughed at that.
“Yeah, that’s right,” Jaejoong agreed. “Well, the name’s Lee Donghae. They’re colleagues at the copy center, but he switched to late night to early morning shift ever since he dated Hyukjae. But that is another story completely. He stopped going to the hospital with Yunho ever since I took his role.”
“I see.” Rina nodded thoughtfully. “So, the next question is, Why DOES Aria like to call Jaejoong's phone?”
“Is “because his phone is the most technologically-advanced and coolest-looking” a satisfactory answer?”
“Don’t mind her,” Yunho said as he reached over and muted the phone for a while. “As I’ve said in the story, Aria is the personification of U-Know. She’s almost exactly like U-Know, but she likes to gush and squeal at cute things while U-Know would just... err... I don’t know. Anyway! U-Know liked Jae, that I’m sure you know, and so that’s why she likes to call Jae’s phone, because she unconsciously likes him too.”
“I don’t mind, though. It’s kind of cute,” Jaejoong chuckled. “And maybe because I’m the only one that’s almost like a woman? We’re both sentimentals at time, just like at the end when she refused to say goodbye to us and only called me. Oh, and Yunnie, let Aria talk.”
“Goodness, you ungrateful jerk! Ahem, anyway, thanks Jae. I can’t say no to those two because they’re true... so, yeah! That’s it.”
“Next question... Does Heechul end up getting pregnant too? If he already is (pregnant, I mean), is there any funny stories Hankyung wants to share? ^^;;”
“No, sadly, no,” Heechul said with a deep sigh. “We haven’t had any child yet, but I’m sure we will, someday.”
“And it’s not because he’s infertile, we’ve talked to a doctor,” Hankyung added, squeezing Heechul’s shoulder. “It’s just that maybe Jaejoong is too fertile.”
“Yeah,” Moonbin agreed while nodding.
“Who taught you to go against your mother?” Jaejoong demanded as he pinched Moonbin’s cheeks while the boy flailed his arms.
“Shall we move on?” Rina asked and Jaejoong let go of Moonbin who immediately went to hug her for saving him. “Right, next question is, is Yunho and Jae's baby male or female? xD”
“Well, I’m sure that’s already answered,” Jaejoong said with a smile. “It’s a girl. Her name is Jung Lee Yeon. And no, I’m not the one who named her, it’s Yunnie here with no sense of naming whatsoever.”
Yunho pouted.
“Awh, baby, I’m not mad at you,” Jaejoong said as he chuckled. “Stop acting like a little kid. Moonbin’s acting more mature than you.”
“You’re the one who likes to act like a little kid,” Yunho defended himself.
“Well, not in this making, no.”
“The next one is more of a request,” Rina cut in, “and it’s this, I'm dumb, so I never understood the conflict between Heechul and U-know and Yunho. Maybe Heechul can explain in simpler terms? ^^:;”
“Oh!” Heechul exclaimed in surprise. “I never expected our problem to be... that complicated.”
“Well, that’s what you thought,” Junsu commented from the side.
“Anyway,” Heechul said as he pointedly ignored Junsu, “it’s like this. While I was dating Yunho, my father got falsely accused and put into jail. I tried getting close to U-Know, as he knows I was his twin’s boyfriend, and when his guard was lowered, I snuck into the prison and released my father from jail.”
“That was when things start to go complicated,” Hankyung added. “They all accused Yunho and U-Know of deliberately helping Heechul release his father. U-Know took the blame on himself, saying Yunho didn’t know anything about it, and he lied to Yunho so that he really didn’t know, in case someone tried to interrogate him.”
“That time, I ran away with my father, before he abandoned me too. Yunho called U-Know while he was looking for me, and asked U-Know what was wrong because he sounded like he had been crying. That’s when U-Know came up with the lie to explain my disappearance,” Heechul finished. “Basically, that’s what happened.”
“Hum, right, I hope it’s clearer for you now, isamijae-shii,” Rina said. “Next question, U-know liked Jae, didn't he? Why didn't he confess? Was it because Jae was already dating Hankyung at that time? Does Jae even know that U-know had feelings for him? @__@”
“I’ll answer that question. No, when U-Know first met Jae, he hadn’t met Hankyung yet. He didn’t confess because he had never gotten the chance to get close to Jae. Basically, that was the only time they met. They continued to contact each other, but only through mails. He then knew that Jae is dating Hankyung, so he somewhat gave up.”
“Sad, isn’t it?” Yunho mumbled as he pulled Jaejoong closer to him. “This time, I’m luckier than him.”
“Yah, don’t make me feel bad,” Jaejoong protested.
“Okay... so, I guess we should just move on,” Rina said, sniffling slightly. “That was sad. He died without knowing Jae was available.”
“I never told anyone we divorced, anyway,” Jaejoong argued.
“Right, next question. The next one is, I don't remember if this was stated in the fic, but how did Heechul and Hangkyung meet and fall in love? If it was stated and I missed it, maybe the characters can act the scene out? Lol”
“I don’t want to act it out,” Heechul said with a pout.
“Urh, well, it was stated, but vaguely. I met him after he was abandoned by his own father. At that moment he was a fugitive, and no one could help him. Even his own family abandoned him,” Hankyung explained. “I was walking back home when I saw him in an alley. I knew something was wrong, but I didn’t know what, so I brought him to a nearby motel and paid for his living expenses while occasionally checking up on him.”
“The reason why he fell in love with me was probably because I was open to him,” Heechul commented. “I always tell him everything that happened after I deemed him trustworthy enough. He always said how he wished Jae would do the same, and not always snap at him every time he was worried.”
“I’m glad he’s changed now, though,” Hankyung said with a smile as he looked over to Jae. “He’s now much more open with Yunho. That’s a good thing.”
“Don’t start getting sappy, please,” Rina said, remembering her past experiences. “Last question!” she shouted and everyone cheered. “Oh, by the way, you’re unusually silent today, Changmin-shii.”
“Me? Oh, no, I’m just mentally devising a menu for the next month. Do ignore me,” Changmin waved his hand and the others sweat-dropped.
“Right. The last question is, So did YunJae have a honeymoon, or did they have a family vacation? If it's the former, I bet they stashed Moonbin at Hankyung's place or something.”
“What kind of question is that?” Yunho protested.
“An... interview question?” Rina supplied.
“Very helpful, Rina-shii,” Yunho said as he sulked.
Jaejoong laughed uneasily. “Does his action answer that question?”
“Jap jae is delicious!” Moonbin exclaimed happily.
“Does that answer the question?” Jaejoong sweat-dropped. “Yeah, we ended up having a family vacation, and that’s why Yunnie is sulking.”
“Ah! Umma! It’s already six-thirty! We have to rush home before Lee Yeon is awake!” Moonbin exclaimed when he saw the time.
“Oh well, so this is the end of the making. See you guys when we see you!” Rina said as she waved at the camera, trying to hide the scrambling Yunjae and Moonbin who were rushing out of the set and to the parking lot.
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