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Title: Engaged by Accident Making
Length: one-shot
Author: Li Youhan (Razra_Eizel)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: humor, crack
Pairing: Yunjae
Summary: the making of Engaged by Accident
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything
A/N: posted up second because this has the second most number of votes :D
Behind the Scene of Engaged by Accident
“Hello again, everyone!” Rina waved excitedly at the camera. “Today I’m here again as your host, but this time with a new set of casts. Say hello, everyone!”
The casts all wave at the camera. Again, they were sitting in a line-Yunho, Jaejoong, Junsu, Yoochun, Changmin, and Yuhan.
“Um, where’s your parents?” Rina asked at Yunho and Jaejoong.
“My mother’s at Giza right now, bringing my father lunch,” Jaejoong said with a sigh. “I know how eccentric she is. That’s probably where Yuhan gets her weirdness from.”
“Am not weird!” Yuhan protested.
“My father has something to take care of at his company so he can’t come,” Yunho said, deciding to cut in before the two started bickering.
“Ah, I see! Well, this is filmed second because it has the second most votes during the voting! What do you guys have to say about that?” Rina asked.
“Oh, I know! Maybe the readers felt sorry for me?” Jaejoong asked, trying to look as cute as possible.
“Yah, I thought we’re over this already?” Yunho protested.
“We are. What makes you think otherwise?” Jaejoong asked, blinking innocently.
“Then why would they feel sorry for you?” Yunho asked, frowning.
“Because you’ve been too busy and neglecting my needs! We don’t even have a child yet!” Jaejoong nearly screamed. “And the Yunjae who filmed before us already have three! Three!” he added, showing up three of his fingers to emphasize his points.
“Aren’t you going to censor that?” Changmin asked as he looked at Rina.
“Oh, no, since last time, the PD and the crew decided to change the rating to PG-13 instead,” Rina said in defeat, shaking her head. “Except, of course, if they suddenly decide to make love on the set.”
“Calm down boo-“
“Calm down!? You’re asking me to calm down!?” Jaejoong screeched. “You don’t know how long our parents have been wanting a grandchild! You don’t know how long I’ve been wanting to hold my own child in my arms! You don’t know, do you!?”
“You’re so mean,” Jaejoong said, suddenly breaking into sobs.
“Aish... he still retains the mood swings,” Yuhan commented from the side.
“Boo,” Yunho called softly as he pulled the smaller man into a hug. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t know you want a child that badly. You should have told me.”
“What good would that do? You’re always too busy.” Jaejoong huffed and pouted, but hugged Yunho back nonetheless.
“Well, if it’s the child that you want, how could I deny you that?” Yunho asked softly. “We’ll do it however many times it takes for you to become pregnant.”
“Oh, Yunnie~ thank you so much,” Jaejoong squealed in delight as he crushed Yunho in a bear hug.
“Somehow... I think I’m going to have a harder time than with the LL casts...” Rina mumbled to herself. “Anyway, while waiting for Yunjae to finish cuddling each other, let’s watch the collection of NGs first!”
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
Chapter One Take One
Changmin : “Did something happen?”
Jaejoong : “Eh? What made you ask that?”
Changmin : “Because you’re blushing.” *shrugs* “And there’s a hickey there.”
Jaejoong : “Gyaaah~!” *panics* “That was from the other time, not just now, I swear!”
NG!
Chapter One Take Two
Changmin : “He’s good-looking, tall, has a nice built, and is filthy rich! Isn’t that your dream guy?”
Jaejoong : “Yah! Since when do I have a dream guy?”
Changmin : “Since you met him?”
Jaejoong : “No, no, it was supposed to be further back.”
Changmin : *looks at his script* “Oh.”
NG!
Chapter Two Take One
Jaejoong : “Why are we here?”
Yunho : “To buy engagement rings. Why else? To buy toe rings?”
Jaejoong : “Come to think of it, mine is worn out already.”
PD : “Yah! Who told you to be sarcastic while filming!? And who taught you that anyway!?”
NG!
Chapter Two Take Two
Changmin : “What’s that?”
Jaejoong : “What? The ring, or the hickey?”
Changmin : “Where’s the hickey?”
Jaejoong : “Oh eff. It’s not visible today? Sorry, my bad.”
NG!
Chapter Three Take One
Jaejoong : “Nothing at all!”
Yunho : “Then why were you screaming?”
Jaejoong : “I hit my foot when I was trying to get out of bed. It hurts like hell.”
Yunho : “Oh? It wasn’t because your ring is missing?”
Jaejoong : “My ring is missing!? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
NG!
Chapter Three Take Two
Yunho : “Close your eyes.”
Jaejoong : “Don’t you dare start singing like the Yunho before.”
Yunho : *pouts*
NG!
Chapter Four Take One
Yunho : “No. You may go.”
Jaejoong : “Even if you say I may not, I’m still going anyway.”
Yunho : “I know, that’s why I said you may.”
Jaejoong : “Liar. You just don’t want me to stop giving you what you want.”
PD : “Oi! We don’t need to know the real reason!”
NG!
Chapter Four Take Two
Jaejoong : “You’re cute. Do you like me?”
Yunho : “What gave you the idea?”
Jaejoong : “Which one?”
Yunho : “The cute one.”
Jaejoong : “Ah. You should try looking at a mirror, and behold how similar you are to a fat hamster.”
Yunho : “Yah! I’m not fat!”
NG!
Chapter Five Take One
Junsu : “Yunho-hyung is moving to France!”
Jaejoong : “What? What did you say?”
Junsu : “Yunho-hyung is moving to France! You know, that run down hostel near your university? I can’t believe he wants to live in such a place!”
Jaejoong : “Euh... we’re not talking about the country France here?”
NG!
Chapter Five Take Two
Jaejoong : “But then, I also came to a realization...”
Yunho : “This better be good...”
Jaejoong : “Of course. I finally realized... that you look more like a guinea pig than a hamster.”
NG!
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
“Aish... must they be so embarrassing?” Jaejoong groaned as he buried his face in Yunho’s chest, trying to hide his red face while Yunho was patting his back.
“Comments on NGs are restricted to audience only, that’s the new rule the PD implemented,” Rina said as she waved her hand. “We all know NGs are embarrassing anyway.”
“Not fair,” Junsu pointed out.
“Fair has never been in our dictionary,” Rina replied. “Anyway, let’s move onto the next part. Complaints and or favorite scene.”
“Oh, let me go first!” Yuhan said quickly. “I love it when Jaejoong-oppa loses a word game, or makes a fool out of himself, so I like chapter one best.”
“Why am I thankful you guys sit at different ends?” Rina asked herself while Jaejoong threatened to kill Yuhan.
“I’ll go next,” Changmin cut in and Rina swore she could just go and bow down to him. “I only have one complaint: why don’t I get to appear a lot more?”
Everyone nearly fell off their chairs.
“Let’s just move on,” Rina said quickly and the others agreed. “Yoochun-shii?”
“Herm... I would’ve liked it if Jae was being an ass a little while longer. Then, we STK would have more fun trying to matchmake them for a longer period,” he said. “But then again, I’m being unfair to Yunho. Hmh, what a difficult couple.”
“I’m ignoring you,” Jaejoong said as he sulked and hugged onto Yunho tighter. “If you dare say anything about it, I’m going to kill you in your sleep.”
“Don’t you mean kill him while you’re sleeping together? Just like that film starred by Madonna,” Changmin commented.
“Guys... please...” Rina was close to tears now. “Don’t make us increase the rating for the next making to PG-15. Ah! But then again, characters from Project Aria are way calmer and easier to handle. I’m sure I won’t have as much problem,” she said then, almost excitedly.
“As I’ve said before, he’s been neglecting my needs. How could I kill him that way?” Jaejoong huffed. “And he’s still young!”
“Okay! Junsu-shii!” Rina almost screamed the name. “Ahem,” she cleared her throat. “Junsu-shii, it’s your turn.”
“Actually, my complaint is the same with Yoochun. So I’ll just tell you my favorite scene,” he said with a wide smile. “I like it best when Jae-hyung is being an idiot who tries to eat steak with chopsticks.”
“Why, thank you, Su.” Jaejoong glowered at him. He paused, then looked at Rina. “Is this my turn now?”
“Yes, this is. Go ahead, but keep it clean,” Rina warned.
“I hate it when Yunho tells me he’s going to France,” Jaejoong said as he glared at the floor. “But I like it when I opened his luggage to check if he brings everything and he has to zip it up again.”
“He likes to see others working their ass off,” Yunho said as he patted Jaejoong’s head. “And if I don’t say that my favorite scene is exactly the same as his, I won’t be getting anything at home today-not even dinner.”
“Awh, that’s sad,” Changmin commented. “Jae-hyung’s cooking is to die for. Isn’t that why you obey him all the time although you can have dinner at any restaurant?”
“No, that’s because he loves me,” Jaejoong said as he stuck his tongue out at Changmin. “Unlike you, even if he loves my food, he still loves me too.”
Yunho laughed and let Jaejoong hug him. “I’m not going to say anything.”
“Alright, let’s finish up now guys,” Rina said. “We have the character interview after the announcement of winners, and a commercial break. Now let’s watch it first.”
----- Winners of the Second Quiz -----
1. Chloe1910 (100%)
Winners, please wait for the special post after all three quizzes’ winners are announced. Prizes will be discussed further
And please, do not take more than forty minutes to do the quiz, and don’t re-try the quiz. Only your first try will be considered, and believe me, I will know if you re-try :D I had problems with this quiz because somehow the time taken column screws up big time, so yeah... I hope the last quiz won’t have any problem though
And if you have the time, please participate in the quizzes or I will be sad T_T the number of participants dropped to half of the participants in the first quiz
----- Commercial Break -----
A new fic on the way: Fast and Furious 2x: Seoul Drift
Summary: Kim Jaejoong, the heir of a successful publishing company, who became a drifter in search of his brother. Jung Yunho, a professional transporter who was keen on learning how to drift better after an accident. Park Yoochun, a street racer who knew nothing but having fun, and also wanted to drift again after he nearly drove off a cliff. The first time they met, they knew it was the first of many
“I see. I always thought he looks like a girl,” Yoochun commented. “I didn’t even believe he was a racer when I saw him on the track. Don’t tell anyone this, but I thought he was one of the racer’s girl.”
“Bastard!” Yoochun shouted as he punched Yunho hard on his face. “Do you even have a brain inside that head!? You almost killed him!”
“And that,” Jaejoong started, “is for being an idiot. Did you come here to learn how to drift, or show off your roughness?”
----- End of Commercial Break -----
“So now let’s move on to the last part of this making, and then we can finally take a rest,” Rina said. “Or further exhaust ourselves, in Yunjae’s case.”
“And thankfully, there are only a few questions for us,” Yunho commented.
“And none for us,” Yoosuminhan said at the same time.
“Are you guys bitter?” Jaejoong asked as he looked at the four incredulously. “I’ll make something special for dinner tonight. How does that sound?”
“Okay!”
“They’re unbelievably easy to appease, aren’t they?” Rina commented as she sweat-dropped. “Anyway! The first and second questions are from l4ur42008-shii. The questions are: for Jae: are you sure you're accidentally caught Yunho on the shower? Or you actually know he's there?? For yunho : what would you do if Jae refuse marry to you? Did you plan living as a monk?”
“Yah, are you doubting the fact that I didn’t know he’s there?” Jaejoong protested.
“Yes!” the others all chorused.
“I mean, wasn’t the water heard?” Junsu asked.
“No, he had just finished taking a shower!” Jaejoong retorted.
“And how did you know that if you didn’t know he’s there?” Yuhan pressed on.
“Duh, because he was toweling himself when I took my shampoo!”
“Okay, okay, we believe you,” Rina cut in before Jaejoong could take back his offer to make dinner. “Now, Yunho-shii.”
“Hm, this is something I rather not answer, actually,” Yunho admitted. “No, I don’t plan on living as a monk.”
“Then? Are you going to break the tradition?” Yoochun asked.
“Or are you being a confident jerk?” Yuhan asked and Jaejoong walked over to whack her on the head before walking back to his seat.
“As Yuhan had said, minus the jerk, I’m being confident,” Yunho said with a smile. “I know for a fact that he won’t refuse to marry me. I just know.”
“Yah, Yunnie!” Jaejoong protested. “You make me regret crying that time!”
Yunho laughed and pulled Jaejoong closer to him. “Don’t worry. I hate that scene too. I never wanted you to cry.”
“Augh, they’re all so sappy,” Rina groaned as she buried her face in her hands. “I wonder if the Yunjae in Project Aria will be worse.”
“Next question please,” Yoosuminhan called as Yunjae was still busy being mushy with each other.
“Right! I hope that answers your question, l4ur42008-shii. Next question, err, somewhat of a request, is from erenka_y-shii. This is for Jae: how do you say "I love you, Yunho" in French?”
“Aish, I didn’t learn how to say that while we were still in France,” Jaejoong said as he tried to cover his blush.
“Liar! You said it in French during your wedding!” Junsu accused.
“Yeah! That was the first sentence you could say in French!” Yuhan added, and Jaejoong threw them a shoe each.
“Fine, fine! I’ll say it!” Jaejoong pouted, then turned to Yunho. “Yunho, je t’aime.”
“Like you mean it!”
“I do mean it!”
“Sappier!”
“Aish... fine! Yunho, je t’aime,” he repeated, slower this time.
Yunho laughed, and pinched Jaejoong’s cheek. “I love you too.”
“I don’t want to resort to censors today, so let’s end it here! See you next time, guys!” Rina waved in front of kissing Yunjae and Yoosuminhan waved as well while Yunjae was still busy making out.
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Length: one-shot
Author: Li Youhan (Razra_Eizel)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: humor, crack
Pairing: Yunjae
Summary: the making of Engaged by Accident
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything
A/N: posted up second because this has the second most number of votes :D
Behind the Scene of Engaged by Accident
“Hello again, everyone!” Rina waved excitedly at the camera. “Today I’m here again as your host, but this time with a new set of casts. Say hello, everyone!”
The casts all wave at the camera. Again, they were sitting in a line-Yunho, Jaejoong, Junsu, Yoochun, Changmin, and Yuhan.
“Um, where’s your parents?” Rina asked at Yunho and Jaejoong.
“My mother’s at Giza right now, bringing my father lunch,” Jaejoong said with a sigh. “I know how eccentric she is. That’s probably where Yuhan gets her weirdness from.”
“Am not weird!” Yuhan protested.
“My father has something to take care of at his company so he can’t come,” Yunho said, deciding to cut in before the two started bickering.
“Ah, I see! Well, this is filmed second because it has the second most votes during the voting! What do you guys have to say about that?” Rina asked.
“Oh, I know! Maybe the readers felt sorry for me?” Jaejoong asked, trying to look as cute as possible.
“Yah, I thought we’re over this already?” Yunho protested.
“We are. What makes you think otherwise?” Jaejoong asked, blinking innocently.
“Then why would they feel sorry for you?” Yunho asked, frowning.
“Because you’ve been too busy and neglecting my needs! We don’t even have a child yet!” Jaejoong nearly screamed. “And the Yunjae who filmed before us already have three! Three!” he added, showing up three of his fingers to emphasize his points.
“Aren’t you going to censor that?” Changmin asked as he looked at Rina.
“Oh, no, since last time, the PD and the crew decided to change the rating to PG-13 instead,” Rina said in defeat, shaking her head. “Except, of course, if they suddenly decide to make love on the set.”
“Calm down boo-“
“Calm down!? You’re asking me to calm down!?” Jaejoong screeched. “You don’t know how long our parents have been wanting a grandchild! You don’t know how long I’ve been wanting to hold my own child in my arms! You don’t know, do you!?”
“You’re so mean,” Jaejoong said, suddenly breaking into sobs.
“Aish... he still retains the mood swings,” Yuhan commented from the side.
“Boo,” Yunho called softly as he pulled the smaller man into a hug. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t know you want a child that badly. You should have told me.”
“What good would that do? You’re always too busy.” Jaejoong huffed and pouted, but hugged Yunho back nonetheless.
“Well, if it’s the child that you want, how could I deny you that?” Yunho asked softly. “We’ll do it however many times it takes for you to become pregnant.”
“Oh, Yunnie~ thank you so much,” Jaejoong squealed in delight as he crushed Yunho in a bear hug.
“Somehow... I think I’m going to have a harder time than with the LL casts...” Rina mumbled to herself. “Anyway, while waiting for Yunjae to finish cuddling each other, let’s watch the collection of NGs first!”
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
Chapter One Take One
Changmin : “Did something happen?”
Jaejoong : “Eh? What made you ask that?”
Changmin : “Because you’re blushing.” *shrugs* “And there’s a hickey there.”
Jaejoong : “Gyaaah~!” *panics* “That was from the other time, not just now, I swear!”
NG!
Chapter One Take Two
Changmin : “He’s good-looking, tall, has a nice built, and is filthy rich! Isn’t that your dream guy?”
Jaejoong : “Yah! Since when do I have a dream guy?”
Changmin : “Since you met him?”
Jaejoong : “No, no, it was supposed to be further back.”
Changmin : *looks at his script* “Oh.”
NG!
Chapter Two Take One
Jaejoong : “Why are we here?”
Yunho : “To buy engagement rings. Why else? To buy toe rings?”
Jaejoong : “Come to think of it, mine is worn out already.”
PD : “Yah! Who told you to be sarcastic while filming!? And who taught you that anyway!?”
NG!
Chapter Two Take Two
Changmin : “What’s that?”
Jaejoong : “What? The ring, or the hickey?”
Changmin : “Where’s the hickey?”
Jaejoong : “Oh eff. It’s not visible today? Sorry, my bad.”
NG!
Chapter Three Take One
Jaejoong : “Nothing at all!”
Yunho : “Then why were you screaming?”
Jaejoong : “I hit my foot when I was trying to get out of bed. It hurts like hell.”
Yunho : “Oh? It wasn’t because your ring is missing?”
Jaejoong : “My ring is missing!? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
NG!
Chapter Three Take Two
Yunho : “Close your eyes.”
Jaejoong : “Don’t you dare start singing like the Yunho before.”
Yunho : *pouts*
NG!
Chapter Four Take One
Yunho : “No. You may go.”
Jaejoong : “Even if you say I may not, I’m still going anyway.”
Yunho : “I know, that’s why I said you may.”
Jaejoong : “Liar. You just don’t want me to stop giving you what you want.”
PD : “Oi! We don’t need to know the real reason!”
NG!
Chapter Four Take Two
Jaejoong : “You’re cute. Do you like me?”
Yunho : “What gave you the idea?”
Jaejoong : “Which one?”
Yunho : “The cute one.”
Jaejoong : “Ah. You should try looking at a mirror, and behold how similar you are to a fat hamster.”
Yunho : “Yah! I’m not fat!”
NG!
Chapter Five Take One
Junsu : “Yunho-hyung is moving to France!”
Jaejoong : “What? What did you say?”
Junsu : “Yunho-hyung is moving to France! You know, that run down hostel near your university? I can’t believe he wants to live in such a place!”
Jaejoong : “Euh... we’re not talking about the country France here?”
NG!
Chapter Five Take Two
Jaejoong : “But then, I also came to a realization...”
Yunho : “This better be good...”
Jaejoong : “Of course. I finally realized... that you look more like a guinea pig than a hamster.”
NG!
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
“Aish... must they be so embarrassing?” Jaejoong groaned as he buried his face in Yunho’s chest, trying to hide his red face while Yunho was patting his back.
“Comments on NGs are restricted to audience only, that’s the new rule the PD implemented,” Rina said as she waved her hand. “We all know NGs are embarrassing anyway.”
“Not fair,” Junsu pointed out.
“Fair has never been in our dictionary,” Rina replied. “Anyway, let’s move onto the next part. Complaints and or favorite scene.”
“Oh, let me go first!” Yuhan said quickly. “I love it when Jaejoong-oppa loses a word game, or makes a fool out of himself, so I like chapter one best.”
“Why am I thankful you guys sit at different ends?” Rina asked herself while Jaejoong threatened to kill Yuhan.
“I’ll go next,” Changmin cut in and Rina swore she could just go and bow down to him. “I only have one complaint: why don’t I get to appear a lot more?”
Everyone nearly fell off their chairs.
“Let’s just move on,” Rina said quickly and the others agreed. “Yoochun-shii?”
“Herm... I would’ve liked it if Jae was being an ass a little while longer. Then, we STK would have more fun trying to matchmake them for a longer period,” he said. “But then again, I’m being unfair to Yunho. Hmh, what a difficult couple.”
“I’m ignoring you,” Jaejoong said as he sulked and hugged onto Yunho tighter. “If you dare say anything about it, I’m going to kill you in your sleep.”
“Don’t you mean kill him while you’re sleeping together? Just like that film starred by Madonna,” Changmin commented.
“Guys... please...” Rina was close to tears now. “Don’t make us increase the rating for the next making to PG-15. Ah! But then again, characters from Project Aria are way calmer and easier to handle. I’m sure I won’t have as much problem,” she said then, almost excitedly.
“As I’ve said before, he’s been neglecting my needs. How could I kill him that way?” Jaejoong huffed. “And he’s still young!”
“Okay! Junsu-shii!” Rina almost screamed the name. “Ahem,” she cleared her throat. “Junsu-shii, it’s your turn.”
“Actually, my complaint is the same with Yoochun. So I’ll just tell you my favorite scene,” he said with a wide smile. “I like it best when Jae-hyung is being an idiot who tries to eat steak with chopsticks.”
“Why, thank you, Su.” Jaejoong glowered at him. He paused, then looked at Rina. “Is this my turn now?”
“Yes, this is. Go ahead, but keep it clean,” Rina warned.
“I hate it when Yunho tells me he’s going to France,” Jaejoong said as he glared at the floor. “But I like it when I opened his luggage to check if he brings everything and he has to zip it up again.”
“He likes to see others working their ass off,” Yunho said as he patted Jaejoong’s head. “And if I don’t say that my favorite scene is exactly the same as his, I won’t be getting anything at home today-not even dinner.”
“Awh, that’s sad,” Changmin commented. “Jae-hyung’s cooking is to die for. Isn’t that why you obey him all the time although you can have dinner at any restaurant?”
“No, that’s because he loves me,” Jaejoong said as he stuck his tongue out at Changmin. “Unlike you, even if he loves my food, he still loves me too.”
Yunho laughed and let Jaejoong hug him. “I’m not going to say anything.”
“Alright, let’s finish up now guys,” Rina said. “We have the character interview after the announcement of winners, and a commercial break. Now let’s watch it first.”
----- Winners of the Second Quiz -----
1. Chloe1910 (100%)
Winners, please wait for the special post after all three quizzes’ winners are announced. Prizes will be discussed further
And please, do not take more than forty minutes to do the quiz, and don’t re-try the quiz. Only your first try will be considered, and believe me, I will know if you re-try :D I had problems with this quiz because somehow the time taken column screws up big time, so yeah... I hope the last quiz won’t have any problem though
And if you have the time, please participate in the quizzes or I will be sad T_T the number of participants dropped to half of the participants in the first quiz
----- Commercial Break -----
A new fic on the way: Fast and Furious 2x: Seoul Drift
Summary: Kim Jaejoong, the heir of a successful publishing company, who became a drifter in search of his brother. Jung Yunho, a professional transporter who was keen on learning how to drift better after an accident. Park Yoochun, a street racer who knew nothing but having fun, and also wanted to drift again after he nearly drove off a cliff. The first time they met, they knew it was the first of many
“I see. I always thought he looks like a girl,” Yoochun commented. “I didn’t even believe he was a racer when I saw him on the track. Don’t tell anyone this, but I thought he was one of the racer’s girl.”
“Bastard!” Yoochun shouted as he punched Yunho hard on his face. “Do you even have a brain inside that head!? You almost killed him!”
“And that,” Jaejoong started, “is for being an idiot. Did you come here to learn how to drift, or show off your roughness?”
----- End of Commercial Break -----
“So now let’s move on to the last part of this making, and then we can finally take a rest,” Rina said. “Or further exhaust ourselves, in Yunjae’s case.”
“And thankfully, there are only a few questions for us,” Yunho commented.
“And none for us,” Yoosuminhan said at the same time.
“Are you guys bitter?” Jaejoong asked as he looked at the four incredulously. “I’ll make something special for dinner tonight. How does that sound?”
“Okay!”
“They’re unbelievably easy to appease, aren’t they?” Rina commented as she sweat-dropped. “Anyway! The first and second questions are from l4ur42008-shii. The questions are: for Jae: are you sure you're accidentally caught Yunho on the shower? Or you actually know he's there?? For yunho : what would you do if Jae refuse marry to you? Did you plan living as a monk?”
“Yah, are you doubting the fact that I didn’t know he’s there?” Jaejoong protested.
“Yes!” the others all chorused.
“I mean, wasn’t the water heard?” Junsu asked.
“No, he had just finished taking a shower!” Jaejoong retorted.
“And how did you know that if you didn’t know he’s there?” Yuhan pressed on.
“Duh, because he was toweling himself when I took my shampoo!”
“Okay, okay, we believe you,” Rina cut in before Jaejoong could take back his offer to make dinner. “Now, Yunho-shii.”
“Hm, this is something I rather not answer, actually,” Yunho admitted. “No, I don’t plan on living as a monk.”
“Then? Are you going to break the tradition?” Yoochun asked.
“Or are you being a confident jerk?” Yuhan asked and Jaejoong walked over to whack her on the head before walking back to his seat.
“As Yuhan had said, minus the jerk, I’m being confident,” Yunho said with a smile. “I know for a fact that he won’t refuse to marry me. I just know.”
“Yah, Yunnie!” Jaejoong protested. “You make me regret crying that time!”
Yunho laughed and pulled Jaejoong closer to him. “Don’t worry. I hate that scene too. I never wanted you to cry.”
“Augh, they’re all so sappy,” Rina groaned as she buried her face in her hands. “I wonder if the Yunjae in Project Aria will be worse.”
“Next question please,” Yoosuminhan called as Yunjae was still busy being mushy with each other.
“Right! I hope that answers your question, l4ur42008-shii. Next question, err, somewhat of a request, is from erenka_y-shii. This is for Jae: how do you say "I love you, Yunho" in French?”
“Aish, I didn’t learn how to say that while we were still in France,” Jaejoong said as he tried to cover his blush.
“Liar! You said it in French during your wedding!” Junsu accused.
“Yeah! That was the first sentence you could say in French!” Yuhan added, and Jaejoong threw them a shoe each.
“Fine, fine! I’ll say it!” Jaejoong pouted, then turned to Yunho. “Yunho, je t’aime.”
“Like you mean it!”
“I do mean it!”
“Sappier!”
“Aish... fine! Yunho, je t’aime,” he repeated, slower this time.
Yunho laughed, and pinched Jaejoong’s cheek. “I love you too.”
“I don’t want to resort to censors today, so let’s end it here! See you next time, guys!” Rina waved in front of kissing Yunjae and Yoosuminhan waved as well while Yunjae was still busy making out.
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