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Title: Sleeping Beauty
Length: (3/?)
Author: Li Youhan (Razra_Eizel)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: romance, parody, humor, fluff
Pairing: Yunjae
Summary: not wanting to miss out on another adventure, the DBSK members travel into the world of Sleeping Beauty... but was it Aurora or Talia?
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This is probably the second to last chapter, but I’ll leave it as a question mark for now, because it’s not certain yet :D
About Chun’s cursing, that’s what I do lately. Instead of saying the full word, I just say the “eff” xDDD
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The Sleeping Beauty
Yunho walked slowly in the sunlight, the reins of his horse in his hand. It was still early morning and the weather was very pleasant, as well as the sound of his boots stepping on dewy grass. His horse followed his pace, creating only soft noises of its hooves. All in all, it was a very serene morning.
“Yah! Can you go any slower!?”
Except for the screaming of a certain fairy.
“Yah, what’s wrong with walking slowly? It’s only been two days, anyway! It’s not like I’m going to get there only once he gets up,” Yunho said as he looked at Junsu who was screaming from the window of a forest hut.
“But we’ve been waiting for you, you ungrateful jerk!” Junsu shrieked again. “Now come over here before I make you!”
“Fine, fine!” Yunho raised his hands in defeat, not wanting to anger the shorter male any further, and suddenly his horse ran away. “Yah! Come back you here!”
“Che, how come your horse hates you?”
“It’s scared of you! Your shrieking, to be more exact.”
“Yah! What’s that supposed to mean!?”
“See!? He’s running even farther away!”
“Why don’t you two shut up!?” Changmin snapped as he banged the window of the next room open and glared at both Junsu (who shrunk and whimpered almost immediately) and Yunho (who looked like a deer caught in the headlights). “Someone’s trying to sleep here!”
“I hope you don’t mean Jaejoong.”
Changmin glared again at Junsu and Junsu ‘eep’ed before he ducked down, avoiding Changmin’s line of sight.
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
“So, he’s been sleeping like a log these past few days?” Yunho asked as he looked over to Jaejoong who was sleeping quietly on the king-sized bed. “Why king-sized, though?”
“Because-“
“Shut up Chun.”
“Okay.”
Yunho looked at them strangely but decided not to dwell on the matter longer. “So, all I have to do is kiss him, right?”
“Yeah.”
Yunho walked over to the bed, an uneasy feeling settling at the pit of his stomach, and he silently wondered why. It was like something was bound to go wrong. Very wrong.
He kneeled down beside Jaejoong, brushed his bangs away (Yoosumin: “Yah! Just do it already!”), and leaned over to kiss him fully on the lips.
Pause.
Silence.
Snore.
“What the eff!?” Yoochun exclaimed as he looked at Jaejoong in terror. At the still sleeping Jaejoong.
“Why is he still sleeping!?” Junsu shrieked as well.
“Wait, don’t panic!” Yunho said as he flailed his arms around... panicking.
Changmin sweat-dropped and rolled his eyes. “Okay guys, gather here, and we’ll discuss our next step.”
“Right,” the three said and sat around Changmin in a circle.
“From the Cinderella time, we should know that he’s quite a heavy sleeper,” Changmin said, trying to be as calm as he could. “He might have already been released from the curse, but not awake yet. Let’s try waking him up first.”
The other three agreed and they started the types of waking up they knew.
Type 1: noise
“Wake up!” Junsu shrieked in Jaejoong’s ear.
“I bet he’ll go deaf if that happens two more times.”
“Wake up!” Junsu shrieked again, but still no response.
“Okay, let’s stop before he really goes deaf.”
“Wak-mmppphhh!”
Fail!
Type 2: cold
Changmin looked at Jaejoong and silently prayed he wouldn’t get mad at him for doing this. He raised the bucket in his hand up and dumped the content onto Jaejoong’s face.
No response.
“I tell you, he’s immune to it already!”
“Nonsense, no one is immune to cold.”
“Yeah, right, when I bathed him with cold water he shivered even before he got into the tub.”
Yoosumin paused and looked at Yunho.
“What? What’s wrong with that!?”
“Nothing...”
“Whaaaaaat???”
Fail!
Type 3: hard
“Jaejoong-hyung, wake up!” Junsu called as he slapped Jaejoong’s arm repeatedly before moving to the other arm, making them red and slightly swelly.
Yet still no response.
“He lost his senses!”
“Nonsense.”
“Yessense!”
“...”
Fail!
The four gathered in a circle again, looking defeated.
“What should we do now?” Junsu asked as he looked at the clock hanging on the wall. “It’s already past noon, and he still isn’t awake yet.”
“Do you...” Yoochun frowned as he paused. “Do you think we’re really trapped in the world of Talia?”
“That could be the case...” Changmin mumbled. “But then, how is he supposed to give birth to the children?”
“Isn’t fairy tales equipped with that time-skipping and scene-skipping feature?”
“You have a point there.”
“So, do it?”
“Okay.”
The three walked over to Jaejoong and started stripping him.
“Yah! What do you think you’re doing!?” Yunho protested as he rushed to the three.
“Helping you out.”
“How exactly!?”
“Well, we suppose that if he’s naked already then you have less things to do to him.”
“What kind of logic is that? And what am I supposed to do anyway?”
“You didn’t read Talia?”
“No...?”
“Okay, Min, tell him.”
“Fine...” Changmin mumbled. “So, in Sleeping Beauty, Aurora wakes up after being kissed by her prince. However, in Talia, she was raped by the king who found her and later gave birth to twins. One of the twins suck the flax needle out of her finger and she wakes up.”
“And how is he going to give birth to those children?” Yunho frowned.
“Refer to the question above.”
“Where?” Yunho looked at the ceiling.
Changmin face-palmed himself.
“Anyway! Let’s go on.”
“Wait, wait!” Yunho protested yet again. “If she wakes up after the needle is sucked out, why don’t we just take it out?”
“Problem is, there’s nothing stuck in his finger,” Junsu said.
“Then it’s not Talia, right?”
“But he didn’t wake up.”
“So-so-“
“So you have to knock him up.” Changmin shrugged nonchalantly.
“You guys just want to watch us doing it.”
Yunho sulked. Yoosumin grinned from ear-to-ear.
Who Won’t Wake Up?