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Title: Showdown Between the Kims
Length: one-shot
Author: Shin Seiryuu (Razra_Eizel)
Rating: PG
Genre: crack, humor
Pairing: implied Yunjae and implied Hanchul
Summary: a round of Elegant Conversation that turned wrong
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything
A/N: I’m inserting an OC here, so please tell me whether you like her or not. If you don’t, she’ll never make an appearance in my fics again :3 but I’ll still use her name
Credits to iheartuknow for writing Elegant Conversation. This idea came to me after I read her fic :3
Okay, so the OC is Ri Yuhan, also known as Kim Yuhan in Korea. She’s a Japanese girl with the stage name Suijin Yuhan, and she’s very boyish. She’s Jaejoong’s adoptive little sister, and she calls the others “hyung” instead of “oppa”. Sarcastic, witty, and sometimes a little annoying
Battle of Wits
It was the game show Miraculous Victory and Defeat, and all members of DBSK and half of the members of Super Junior were there. The second round of Elegant Conversation between Yunho and Kangin had finished with Kangin as the winner.
MC Yoo : Yunho-shii, do you wish to be replaced by someone else?
Yunho : Yes, please, I’d like Yuhan to take my place
Cheers were heard from the audiences as the camera zoomed in to Yuhan who was grinning a little.
Yuhan : Thank you *bows down at the direction of the camera*
Kangin : Yah, where are you facing? Your opponent is over here!
Laughter ensued.
MC Yoo : Very well, then the third round between Kangin of Super Junior and Suijin Yuhan shall begin!
Kangin : Wait!
MC Yoo : What is it?
Kangin : I never said I’m going to fight Yuhan
MC Yoo : Oh? So, who do you choose to go in your stead?
Kangin : Our group’s Heechul
Loud cheers were heard again from the audiences as the camera now zoomed in to Heechul who smirked a little, and got up from his seat to walk to the front.
MC Yoo : Oh! Finally, the showdown between Heechul and Yuhan, the most sarcastic people ever known!
Yuhan : And you’re hyperbolic
Heechul: We’re not that sarcastic really…
MC Yoo : *ignores them* Anyway, let the third round begin!
Suijin Yuhan : myself
Kim Heechul : my hyung
Yuhan : Ah, so, Heechul-shii, who is your favorite Korean guy?
Heechul: Myself!
Yuhan : *gasps* You can’t do that! You’re not a guy!
Caption: oooh… a head-on attack!
Heechul: Well, you called me hyung and not nuna!
Yuhan : Ah, ah, in case you didn’t remember, I called you Heechul-shii
Laughter ensued from the other members.
Kangin : Say of course! Say of course!
MC Yoo : Since when is this Of Course?
The camera zoomed back to Heechul.
Heechul: Oh, so, who’s your favorite Korean guy then?
Yuhan : My hyung. I’m not the only one who likes him very much anyway.
Yunho : *uneasy*
Yuhan : Right Yunho-shii? *smiles innocently*
Yunho : *still uneasy*
Others : *look at him*
Yunho : … Nae…
Loud cheers from the audience and the camera moved to the other laughing participants.
MC Yoo : This game has somehow involved members not in the game!
The camera zoomed back, and Jaejoong had suddenly sat down beside Yunho.
Jaejoong: *smiles happily
The camera zoomed back to Heechul and Yuhan.
Heechul: But you can’t do that as well. There’s no such thing as your hyung.
MC Yoo : Oh! A strong comeback from Heechul!
Yuhan : You’re the one who provided the wrong answer!
Heechul: Oh, so you’re blaming me now? You didn’t have to answer my question if you don’t want to.
Yuhan : *pouts*
MC Yoo : So this is the showdown between the Kims! Who will come out victorious? Let’s continue the game!
Heechul: Don’t get mad at me, blame your bad luck instead *smirks*
Caption : Heechul seems so confident he’ll win!
Heechul: So, Hannie-ah…
Yuhan : Mwo!? Don’t call me that! Hankyung-shii will kill me!
Another round of laughter ensued.
Heechul: I do not call him that!
Yuhan : Yeah? Then apparently the Super Junior members are all liars…
Heechul: *glares at the other members* What did you tell her!?
MC Yoo: Ooh… this game has rapidly changed from Elegant Conversation to a Battle of Wits! Who will win in this game!? Will it be Super Junior’s Heechul, or Suijin Yuhan!?
Yuhan & Heechul: We’re not Shiwon and Andy Lau!
MC Yoo : And aside from being the most sarcastic people, they like to bully the MC too… *sulks*
Conspiracy of the Year
So, what do you think of her? If you don’t like her, she’ll never appear again :3
Oh, and this is the first time I wrote anything in this format, so if there’s anything strange or out of place, please forgive me m(-_-)m