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Title: Clap!
Length: one-shot
Author: Shin Seiryuu (Razra_Eizel)
Rating: PG
Genre: humor
Pairing: Yunjae
Summary: what happened during the rehearsal of Clap performance
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything
A/N: this is written for passionmoon. Thanks for showing me the wonderful clip, dear :3
I decided to make fun of the Yunjae stairway dance XDD don’t shoot me please
Stairway Dance
The hall was empty save for the five guys rehearsing on stage, preparing for their night in the hall, where they would perform in front of thousands of audiences, and promote their songs. The stage was divided into two parts: the upper half and the lower half, and they were connected with a wide stairway with several railings.
“Yunho-yah, slow down!” Jaejoong laughed as he held onto the railing and slid smoothly to the other side, watching as Yunho frown in frustration. “You’ll never catch me!” and he laughed again as he jumped back to the other side as Yunho slid to his side.
“Those two, seriously,” Changmin commented from the side as he shook his head disbelievingly, sipping from his water bottle as he watched his two hyung-deul getting hyper at the cat and mouse game.
“They are enjoying this way too much,” Yoochun added, leaning over the other railing the two weren’t using, Junsu leaning over it beside him.
“I agree. Remember what the manager told them to do?” Junsu sighed, shaking his head.
“Act as if you two are chasing each other. Time your moves perfectly, and don’t move too fast or too slow,” Changmin quoted word by word.
“Apparently, they’re ignoring the last part,” Yoochun started.
“And they really are chasing each other,” Junsu finished.
The three sighed again in unison.
Yunho moved to slide under the railing, and Jaejoong slid over to his side, but Yunho didn’t actually slide under it. He quickly got back up, and wrapped his arms around Jaejoong’s waist.
“Gotcha!”
“Ah! Yunnie! That’s cheating!” Jaejoong protested, trying to break free.
“Well, you never said I couldn’t do that,” Yunho shrugged. He turned Jaejoong around and kissed him.
Jaejoong pouted. “That shouldn’t have been counted!”
“Okay, okay, I won’t do it again,” Yunho raised his hands in defeat.
“Okay!” Jaejoong agreed, and moved to the other side of the railing.
Then, the game was repeated all over again.
“Will they ever get tired of this?” Changmin commented dryly.
“At the rate they’re going, no,” Junsu shook his head.
“Maybe they should’ve put up poles instead of the railings,” Yoochun commented.
“Why,” Changmin started, “so we can be the first Koreans to film an Indian movie?”
And Maybe Pole Dance
So, this concludes the parody of Clap XD again, don’t shoot me *hides*
Today I updated two fics in one go because they’re short :3 and because I love you guys~ *gets whacked*
Hope you enjoyed X3